I am made of awesome

Originally posted by Ax3l
Depends on who we're talking about.

Umm....the females, sir.

My fanny is exit only.

Originally posted by Impediment
Umm....the females, sir.

My fanny is exit only.

crylaugh

I'm of the impression that Brits use the term "fanny" to describe the vagina, yes?

I just remembered this.

maybe when we were in year 6

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm of the impression that Brits use the term "fanny" to describe the vagina, yes?

I just remembered this.

yeah, although I hate that word.. but it's better than 'minge' which is also a word used to describe the vagina... and is use as a term of endearment by my mate heff awehawe

and I know fanny is a butt to you americans.. it still makes me lol though.

flange?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
flange?

yeah, that too.

don't hear that so much these days..

old school

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you americans

Racist. nahuh

Originally posted by Impediment
Racist. nahuh

oh

You misunderstood.. I was being a cute brit.. cryoh

Give me head and all is forgiven.

Originally posted by Impediment
Give me head and all is forgiven.

mmm Imp sauce droolio

you have a bf uhuh

dirty *****

i bet cheating turns you on

i will keep up the shit

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you have a bf uhuh

I know, seeing him this weekend uhuh

can't wait 😍

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
dirty *****

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i bet cheating turns you on

It does actually. I get a high from knowing I could take someone else's partner if I wanted. but I've never done it, I just like knowing I could.

I'm talking offline guys.. like guys in the pub, I know they are taken and I like to flirt and have the sneaky comments and looks.. but I can't actually see myself stealing someones fella/woman.
because I've been cheated on and know how it feels.

unless ****ing around online is seen as cheating to someone, then yeah I've done that.

would you find it hot to cheat on someone who was married and like the wife was tied up and the husband was beating her as you were sucking him off?

or if like a daughter ****ed her own dad infront of her mother whos also tied up?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
would you find it hot to cheat on someone who was married and like the wife was tied up and the husband was beating her as you were sucking him off?

or if like a daughter ****ed her own dad infront of her mother whos also tied up?

what is your malfunction? awebrow

My brothers ex's dad fancies me, it's kinda weird, cause I've known him since I was like 5 and the way he looks at me now totally creeps me out, I see him watching me, and he keeps telling me how good I look and how much of a lovely woman I've turned in to.. barker

and even his daughter picked up on it because she put her arm round my waist and said it seemed like I was gonna be her new mum.

FECKIN' WEIRD!!!!!