I am made of awesome

Started by Sol Valentine2,147 pages
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Alcohol.. The Alcohol did it.. weep

hug

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You speak in tounges uhuh MSN?

I was just thinking about how much I drank...

about 15 bacardi and cokes, 1 Malibu and coke, 1 vodka and coke, 4 glasses of white wine, half of John's guinness and half of my brothers Magners Cider..

firstly mixing drinks.. so very very bad..

Also I had only eaten 3 pieces of toast before coming out..

shock

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You speak in tounges uhuh MSN?

Can't. I'm on the shitty comp and it's not installed on here. Plus I'm not staying long, I've only had about 5 hours sleep in the past 2 days.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I was just thinking about how much I drank...

about 15 bacardi and cokes, 1 Malibu and coke, 1 vodka and coke, 4 glasses of white wine, half of John's guinness and half of my brothers Magners Cider..

firstly mixing drinks.. so very very bad..

Also I had only eaten 3 pieces of toast before coming out..

shock

So, nothing... was, like, y'know... found out?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
So, nothing... was, like, y'know... found out?

Not yet but my brother hasn't seen any of them yet.. He's been with me all day.
He'll probably see theat lot during the week.. so it's another dreaded waiting game haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Not yet but my brother hasn't seen any of them yet.. He's been with me all day.
He'll probably see theat lot during the week.. so it's another dreaded waiting game haermm
Damn, unlucky 😬 We can only hope for the best. mmm

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Damn, unlucky 😬 We can only hope for the best. mmm

Yep. mmm

I found out something funny last night, I was chatting to Wes and he is the one who told my brother about me kissing the Irish guy Paul a while back, which he totally apologized for and said he wouldn't have said anything if he knew what a big deal it was, as he didn't think there was any problem.

but anyways he told Paul that he'd told my brother and Paul freaked out.. he was saying "what?!! why did you do that?? now dave is gonna ****ing kill me and I won't be able to drink here or in the other pub and I'm gonna have to find a new local to drink in!"

crylaugh

and this guy tony came up to me in the pub last night and said "oh hey, you're the girl seeing paul aren't you?" and I said no and asked him who told him that and he said "Paul did"

I was like "um no, he wishes" haermm

Also my brother might punch Tony.. because Tony was mouthing off to me last night and I just mentioned it to my brother tonight and he seemed pretty pissed off and mentioned something about how he would of punched him..
I almost did.. but Chris took him away and had a go at him haermm

so I think next time he sees him he's gonna have words with him.. and if he starts mouthing off to my brother then he will probably end up punching him mmm

and that concludes the random Piggle News for tonight awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yep. mmm

I found out something funny last night, I was chatting to Wes and he is the one who told my brother about me kissing the Irish guy Paul a while back, which he totally apologized for and said he wouldn't have said anything if he knew what a big deal it was, as he didn't think there was any problem.

but anyways he told Paul that he'd told my brother and Paul freaked out.. he was saying "what?!! why did you do that?? now dave is gonna ****ing kill me and I won't be able to drink here or in the other pub and I'm gonna have to find a new local to drink in!"

crylaugh

and this guy tony came up to me in the pub last night and said "oh hey, you're the girl seeing paul aren't you?" and I said no and asked him who told him that and he said "Paul did"

I was like "um no, he wishes" haermm

Also my brother might punch Tony.. because Tony was mouthing off to me last night and I just mentioned it to my brother tonight and he seemed pretty pissed off and mentioned something about how he would of punched him..
I almost did.. but Chris took him away and had a go at him haermm

so I think next time he sees him he's gonna have words with him.. and if he starts mouthing off to my brother then he will probably end up punching him mmm

and that concludes the random Piggle News for tonight awesome

Will there be a show on this?awesome

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Will there be a show on this?awesome

You know, I think I should have my own reality show... I'm pretty damn interesting..

"A Piggle Weekend" awesome

Although it would be much harder for me to get away with things haermm

Wes said he hasn't seen Paul since he told him my brother knew..

I think he's gone into hiding haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You know, I think I should have my own reality show... I'm pretty damn interesting..

"A Piggle Weekend" awesome

Although it would be much harder for me to get away with things haermm

Wes said he hasn't seen Paul since he told him my brother knew..

I think he's gone into hiding haermm

It'd make a perfect show, better than all of that 'The Gauntlet' and 'The Real World' craphaermm

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
It'd make a perfect show, better than all of that 'The Gauntlet' and 'The Real World' craphaermm

But all the cameras and crew would probably cramp my style awesome

You know like last night when I shut heff and myself in my mates frontroom with the lights out.. now with a camera crew and lights and stuff that moment would have been totally ruined haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
But all the cameras and crew would probably cramp my style awesome

You know like last night when I shut heff and myself in my mates frontroom with the lights out.. now with a camera crew and lights and stuff that moment would have been totally ruined haermm

Just tell them it shut it off and you'll explain next episodehaermm

Or lie about it.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Just tell them it shut it off and you'll explain next episodehaermm

Or lie about it.

crylaugh

Yeah except I'll be all "guys, give us a few minutes" and then I'll forget I'm still wearing a mic and they'll still hear everything haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
crylaugh

Yeah except I'll be all "guys, give us a few minutes" and then I'll forget I'm still wearing a mic and they'll still hear everything haermm

Turn the TV onto a boxing match, and put the mic there, they won't notice a thinghaermm

haermm

Last night Wes kept telling people I'm going to be his wife crylaugh

I so would marry him droolio
if he wasn't already taken haermm

and then this other guy walked past and said "but what about our kids Soph?" and Wes said "She said we'd sell them on Ebay"
and he was all "You've broken our hearts 🙁"
crylaugh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yep. mmm

I found out something funny last night, I was chatting to Wes and he is the one who told my brother about me kissing the Irish guy Paul a while back, which he totally apologized for and said he wouldn't have said anything if he knew what a big deal it was, as he didn't think there was any problem.

but anyways he told Paul that he'd told my brother and Paul freaked out.. he was saying "what?!! why did you do that?? now dave is gonna ****ing kill me and I won't be able to drink here or in the other pub and I'm gonna have to find a new local to drink in!"

crylaugh

and this guy tony came up to me in the pub last night and said "oh hey, you're the girl seeing paul aren't you?" and I said no and asked him who told him that and he said "Paul did"

I was like "um no, he wishes" haermm

Also my brother might punch Tony.. because Tony was mouthing off to me last night and I just mentioned it to my brother tonight and he seemed pretty pissed off and mentioned something about how he would of punched him..
I almost did.. but Chris took him away and had a go at him haermm

so I think next time he sees him he's gonna have words with him.. and if he starts mouthing off to my brother then he will probably end up punching him mmm

and that concludes the random Piggle News for tonight awesome

Thats a helluva lot to take in 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
haermm

Last night Wes kept telling people I'm going to be his wife crylaugh

I so would marry him droolio
if he wasn't already taken haermm

and then this other guy walked past and said "but what about our kids Soph?" and Wes said "She said we'd sell them on Ebay"
and he was all "You've broken our hearts 🙁"
crylaugh

It just seems that they can't get enoughhaermm

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Thats a helluva lot to take in 😐

It's all go go go in the world of me biscuits

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
It just seems that they can't get enoughhaermm

I know... I love it!! biscuits