I am made of awesome

Started by Phucked Up2,147 pages
Phucked Up Senior Member
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Hi everyone, I've never been laid

I hear FoxMeister wants to lay you.

@st SMUDGE

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Looks down my shirt*

Not mine.

Dont mind that hand up your shirt. whistling

The Grey Fox Restricted

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Hi everyone, neither have I.
We're too cool Piggle awehawe
Originally posted by Phucked Up
I hear FoxMeister wants to lay you.
I heard Walshy did too

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
We're too cool Piggle awehawe

I have the offers. I just decline them. awehuhs

I had 3 offers tonight crylaugh

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~
Originally posted by @st
Dont mind that hand up your shirt. whistling

Where did my boobs go? 😕

The Grey Fox Restricted

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have the offers. I just decline them. awehuhs

I had 3 offers tonight crylaugh

Prolly a good idea tbh/

I don't get offers, even if i did I'd decline them awebrow

@st SMUDGE
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Where did my boobs go? 😕

*motorboats*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have the offers. I just decline them. awehuhs

I had 3 offers tonight crylaugh

I have experience if thats what you are looking for, plus I ill get in and out quick, if your busy. You know, looking out for your best interest. 😉

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Prolly a good idea tbh/

I don't get offers, even if i did I'd decline them awebrow

I was all "Sorry, I'm taken" awehuhs

Originally posted by @st
*motorboats*

I have experience if thats what you are looking for, plus I ill get in and out quick, if your busy. You know, looking out for your best interest. 😉

Well that's quite the offer.. but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to accept it..

wait.. I mean accept it..

sorry my mistake.. I meant accept..

oh my haermm2

@st SMUDGE

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I was all "Sorry, I'm taken" awehuhs

Well that's quite the offer.. but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to accept it..

wait.. I mean accept it..

sorry my mistake.. I meant accept..

oh my haermm2

In that case, you'll need these back........oh wait....

*rinses*

Ok....

*gives boobs back*

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Originally posted by @st
*motorboats*

I have experience if thats what you are looking for, plus I ill get in and out quick, if your busy. You know, looking out for your best interest. 😉

You took them!

*Chases*

Phucked Up Senior Member

Originally posted by @st
In that case, you'll need these back........oh wait....

*rinses*

Ok....

*gives boobs back*

*steals the boobs*

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Originally posted by @st
In that case, you'll need these back........oh wait....

*rinses*

Ok....

*gives boobs back*

For some reason that turned me on 😐

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by Phucked Up
*steals the boobs*

ha-son

nuts

@st SMUDGE
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
For some reason that turned me on 😐

Thats just the start of my hotness baby. 😛

Neo Darkhalen Mission zero

Madness, this thread is madness.

Phucked Up Senior Member

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ha-son

nuts

I thought they were meant for me.

@st SMUDGE
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Madness, this thread is madness.

THIS IS SPA......

Ok, sorry, that joke is too played out. 😬

Neo Darkhalen Mission zero

Originally posted by @st
THIS IS SPA......

Ok, sorry, that joke is too played out. 😬

Thank you for that sir...i was hoping we would not overuse it again.

Phucked Up Senior Member

Originally posted by @st
THIS IS SPA......

Ok, sorry, that joke is too played out. 😬

*kicks into the Pit of Death anyways*

And by Pit of Death, I mean the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese's.

@st SMUDGE

Originally posted by Phucked Up
*kicks into the Pit of Death anyways*

And by Pit of Death, I mean the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese's.

DUDE, WE COULD TOTALLY MAKE A TOTALLY AWESOME AND TOTALLY ORIGINAL SPOOF MOVIE OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱