I am made of awesome

Started by Röland2,147 pages

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
There was a factory mass producing nuclear weapons.

Something had to be done.


But you blew up Antartica... majors

ANTARCTICA? arrrgh

I had a summer home there sadwalk

Originally posted by Scythe
Thanks, what kind of fluids?

Water & Orange Juice.

Originally posted by Röland
But you blew up Antartica... majors

Would you rather have the world with no Antarctica, while still living, knowing that you prevented a worldwide disaster, or having Antarctica the only place on Earth with no inhabitants knowing the enemy has won?

Originally posted by Strangelove
ANTARCTICA? arrrgh

I had a summer home there sadwalk

😆

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Would you rather have the world with no Antarctica, while still living, knowing that you prevented a worldwide disaster, or having Antarctica the only place on Earth with no inhabitants knowing the enemy has won?

I want my penguins back. awesome

Originally posted by Röland
I want my penguins back. awesome

There has to be at least a few of them swimming around not knowing their home has been obliterated.

Want me to go find some?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
There has to be at least a few of them swimming around not knowing their home has been obliterated.

Want me to go find some?


I want my originals back. majors

Originally posted by Röland
I want my originals back. majors

Your originals are dead. They are no more.

Sorry sir.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Your originals are dead. They are no more.

Sorry sir.


Damnit man! majors

Originally posted by Röland
Damnit man! majors

What would you like me to do?

Technically, it's the enemy's fault for placing nuclear weapons right above, under, and next to your penguins.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
What would you like me to do?

Technically, it's the enemy's fault for placing nuclear weapons right above, under, and next to your penguins.


I want you to initiate Code Red on the enemy. majors

Originally posted by Röland
I want you to initiate Code Red on the enemy. majors

Who do you want to come along with me?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Who do you want to come along with me?

You are a one man destruction force, are you not? majors

You killed piggle. you bastards.

Originally posted by Röland
You are a one man destruction force, are you not? majors

Well, I don't want to blow up the country, there are still civilians there.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You killed piggle. you bastards.

Piggle was in Antarctica!?!?!?!

Michael roll the boat ashore...Halelujaaaah...singing

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Well, I don't want to blow up the country, there are still civilians there.

Ok.

You will be inserted, via a Blackhawk. You will make your way to waypoint Alpha where you will assassinate their leader. After the job is done, make your way to the pickup zone.

Good luck. majors

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Piggle was in Antarctica!?!?!?!

Yeah sure 😐

Originally posted by Röland
Ok.

You will be inserted, via a Blackhawk. You will make your way to waypoint Alpha where you will assassinate their leader. After the job is done, make your way to the pickup zone.

Good luck. majors

BLACKHAWK DOWN!! ha-son