'Eff the original Ninja Gaiden. It's so f*cking crappy I once decided to play it for the very first time (it can be played in an arcade in Han's bar in Ninja Gaiden for the Xbox) haermm after having become bored of playing 12 hours of Ninja Gaiden (Xbox) and after 10 minutes of playing Ninja Gaiden (original) I said wtf is this crap and started playing once again Ninja Gaiden (Xbox) and fell even more in love with it than before due to how much sausage Ninja Gaiden (original) blew.