Bowser

With 8 kids.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Giant turtle, lizard, dragon creature 😉

Originally posted by EvilAngel
That makes it sound worse.....

Fair enough.

Bowser's a strange fellow, breaking bricks with his butt, stealing princesses, and riding a clown-copter while throwing toys at Mario. Strange. So strange.

Originally posted by apoc001
Bowser's a strange fellow, breaking bricks with his butt, stealing princesses, and riding a clown-copter while throwing toys at Mario. Strange. So strange.

But creative. So creative.

He can't get a drivers license, so what does he do, he outsources.

I mean how many video games villains, can boast about what Bowser has done, he seems to erect a castle every 30 mins or so, he would be very good as a contractor.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
He can't get a drivers license, so what does he do, he outsources.

I mean how many video games villains, can boast about what Bowser has done, he seems to erect a castle every 30 mins or so, he would be very good as a contractor.

Not really. I mean Mario was able to destroy one with just a broom.

Well, most builders lack quality in there work, I mean has Mario worked since being in the mushroom kingdom, now how is he paying of debts and the like, listen peach I need to borrow cash, or else the shrooms are going to be coming over.

Go do some work

Hmmmm....

*Secretly in a castle* so Bowser you kidnap the princess again, and I will save her, the town will see me as a hero and help me pay off the shrooms and the debts.

But Mario I want to be the hero this time

Shut-up a ya face, or else.

Yes sir...

why would Mario be afraid of Shrooms? he can just bounce on their heads and their gone

I was going to put the mafia, but then I thought, since he is Italian it may be a little offensive and stereo typical to put that down, and I thought I may insult someone, I should have just used mafia but still...

insult? the mafia i cant imagine would insult anyone, theres gangs and mafias in more countries than Italy, Italies are prob the most forgiving in comparison to Hard London Subway gangs and the Chinese and Korean gangs

Oh the Chinese are bad for gangs.
America
Britain
Russia
China
Italy
I guess you find it every where.

yes, you get gangs all over the place i imagine, but Britain or China i think is the worse, America likely bad but not quite so bad, its more spread out, having people in London, the City is like a maze in some areas.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
He can't get a drivers license, so what does he do, he outsources.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I mean how many video games villains, can boast about what Bowser has done

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
he seems to erect a castle every 30 mins or so, he would be very good as a contractor.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Well, most builders lack quality in there work, I mean has Mario worked since being in the mushroom kingdom, now how is he paying of debts and the like, listen peach I need to borrow cash, or else the shrooms are going to be coming over.

Go do some work

Hmmmm....

*Secretly in a castle* so Bowser you kidnap the princess again, and I will save her, the town will see me as a hero and help me pay off the shrooms and the debts.

But Mario I want to be the hero this time

Shut-up a ya face, or else.

Yes sir...

Originally posted by Burning thought
why would Mario be afraid of Shrooms? he can just bounce on their heads and their gone

Ahh only on KMC, can you have this much fun exploiting mario and his dodgy debts, I bet he entered the mushroom world on purpose to escape the mafia, only to find they have connections underground, or in mushroom fields.

youll prob find out in one of the future games Bowser is a hitman hired by the Mafia

It's Luigi he's the snitch, no wonder he is nervous.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Ahh only on KMC, can you have this much fun exploiting mario and his dodgy debts, I bet he entered the mushroom world on purpose to escape the mafia, only to find they have connections underground, or in mushroom fields.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
It's Luigi he's the snitch, no wonder he is nervous.

xd?

kmc is nothing compared to what other boards say about mario...
one made up this completely BS theory about why mario is always shorter than his enemies in his 2d games...
the entire thing was about 3 kmc pages (not posts, whole freakin pages) long and in the end, it was closer to answering the meaning of life than it was to the mario question 😛