Suddenly...

Started by Röland4 pages

haermm

Scared all of you.

Originally posted by Röland
haermm

Scared all of you.

This aint bat country,

Originally posted by McLovin
This aint bat country,

**** yeah it is.

BATS EVERYWHERE!

A challenger appears

Originally posted by Röland
**** yeah it is.

BATS EVERYWHERE!

Pull over you Pussy!

Originally posted by McLovin
Pull over you Pussy!

GODDAMN BATS!

Originally posted by Röland
GODDAMN BATS!

When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.

Originally posted by McLovin
When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.

I love that movie. 31

Originally posted by Röland
I love that movie. 31

A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip

Originally posted by Röland
[b]SPIDERS!

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Holy jack-cracker shit. I do believe what we have here is an aunt of spiderman's. shock

Dude, just imagine that thing jumping on your face... ermmnone It'll probably start humping, judging by how many babies it's already got.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

Why do people have to quote the first post. 😠 I didn't want to see it again. weep

Originally posted by Itzak
Holy jack-cracker shit. I do believe what we have here is an aunt of spiderman's. shock

Dude, just imagine that thing jumping on your face... ermmnone It'll probably start humping, judging by how many babies it's already got.

That spider is a ****. mmm

I kill spiders for fun.

I saw that pic yesterday mmm

Also a here is a little story..
I had a similar thing on my porch ceiling..

I opened the door and saw a black mass and couldn't figure out what it was.. then it start to spread out and get bigger and I was all "WTF!!!! shock!"

Then I realised it was baby spiders.. *shudder*

creepy!!

I swept them off with a broom and threw that broom into my drive way, no way that ****ing thing was coming back in the house haermm

Re: Suddenly...

Originally posted by Röland
[b]SPIDERS!

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Holy shit!

I can't even look at it for more than a second. 🙁

Originally posted by Nod
I can't even look at it for more than a second. 🙁

crylaugh

Just the thought of that picture makes me wanna shoot my computer screen

I've started panic in the OTF.