Originally posted by Kram3r
YEAH WELL I THOUGHT I'D GIVE THIS COUNTRY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THEN IT PUTS ****ING 15 POUNDS ON MY ONCE SEXIFUL BODY, ****. JAY LENO IS A BIT OF ALRIGHT THOUGH, BUT MAN, THAT ****ING STUDIO IS ****ING COLD I WAS WITHOUT A SWEATER OF SOME SHIT AND I'M LIKE "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK ME , LENO IS A CHEAP BASTARD WITH THE ****ING HEAT.".
HAERMMM BETTER BE RUNNING WHEN YOU GET BACK TO ****ING AUSTRALIA MATE.
Originally posted by Röland
HAERMMM BETTER BE RUNNING WHEN YOU GET BACK TO ****ING AUSTRALIA MATE.
MATE, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SCENE IN BOWFINGER WHERE STEVE MARTIN FINDS OUT THAT HEATHER GRAHAM KNOWS EDDIE MURPHY DOESN'T KNOW HE'S IN THE MOVIE AND HE GOES "HOW DID YOU KNOW?" AND GRAHAM GOES "I MAYBE FROM OHIO, BUT I'M NOT FROM OHIO.". I CRYL'D ALL NIGHT. crylaugh
Originally posted by Kram3r
MATE, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SCENE IN BOWFINGER WHERE STEVE MARTIN FINDS OUT THAT HEATHER GRAHAM KNOWS EDDIE MURPHY DOESN'T KNOW HE'S IN THE MOVIE AND HE GOES "HOW DID YOU KNOW?" AND GRAHAM GOES "I MAYBE FROM OHIO, BUT I'M NOT FROM OHIO.". I CRYL'D ALL NIGHT. crylaugh
OH SHIT, WE TAKING SHOTS AT OHIO NOW? **** YOU OHIO IS A DECENT PLACE, BUT I'D RATHER BE SOMEWHERE WARMER. haermm
OH **** ME, DONT TELL ME KRAM3RS COMING (DEBATABLE mmm) BACK TO AUSTRALIA, QUICK MUM HIDE THE PAV, ILL TELL JOHNNY TO PUT ON A PAIR OF GUMBOOTS, TUTU AND A CAPE AND HAVE HIM STAND OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT WEARING A SIGN SAYING '**** OFF WE ARE OUT OF PAV', THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT DINGO STOLE THAT BABY, EXCEPT BY DINGO I MEAN KRAM3R AND BY BABY I MEAN PAV, CRIKEY WHERES THE DUNNY, I CAN FEEL MY MEAT PIES ARE ABOUT TO MAKE A MESS OF BOURKE'S BACKYARD, AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO AGRO ANYWAY, HE WAS BIT OF AN ALRIGHT BLOKE, BRING BACK AGRO I SAY, WHO'S WITH ME??NO ONE? **** YOU ALL, PAV HATERS, WE CANT STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY ETC ETC COULD BE OUT DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT THIS IS ADELAIDE AFTER ALL ETC ETC WHERES MY DIDGERIDOO, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT MATE JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST AUSSIE BAND, JOHNNY AND AGRO PLAYING DIDGERIDOO WITH PETER COMBE OOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIT GET A BIT OF PETE INTO YA, **** YEAH, TIME FOR SOME PAV ME THINKS. haermm
Originally posted by Kram3r
OKAY I'M ALMOST FINISHED IN THIS PSEUDO COUNTRY CALLED AMERICA AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT? SOME BLACK **** EYEBALLING ME WITH MY #16 JERSEY ON, I PUT ON 15-20 LBS, LOST LUGGAGE, A TAPING OF JAY LENO AND THE WORLDS MOST AWESOME JACKET, OH AND SOME HOW I DEVELOPED A SMALL NEW ENGLAND ACCENT, ****. OUT OF 10 I GIVE THIS COUNTRY A **** YOU, AND ****ED IN TO ROLAND WHEN OHIO STATE LOST, ****ING LOSERS. haermm
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JUST SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR ****ING WHINING ABOUT HOW AMERICA WOULDN'T ****ING ACCEPT YOU AND ****ING HURRY UP AND GET BACK TO ****ING KRAM3R LAND AND MAKE MY ****ING VIDEO!
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