The Dead Walk_Role Play

Jacob stumbled into the food court a few minutes after Jordan had. With a deep yawn, he continued on to the coffee shop. Sleepily grabbing the coffee pot, he filled it with water and made sure that he found some fresh coffee grounds. The little red light on the coffee machine was the first thing that hit his eyes, after the start button had been pushed. "Man, I wish coffee got ready about fifty time faster than it did... that or instant coffee wouldn't taste like ass." Jacob knew that the situation was as under control as it would get and at this point, he was just happy that they were outside and that he was inside with some survivors. 'ding'. It was the coffee pot. Aparently time had escaped him and the coffee was fianlly ready. Picking up the pot and placing it out in the open, he retrieved a cup and poured himself a glass of black coffee. With his cup in hand, Jacob poured a second and walked over to where Jordan was sitting. Taking a seat he looked over at him. "This situation turned to crap pretty fast.. looks like we were just lucky to get out with none of 'them' inside. Best of all, no one is infected in the entire area." He sighed and looked down. "I know it sounds bad, but I am still a bit edgy about yesterday.."

"hey guys," david said, panting from the run across the mall," there are survivors in europe. europe and the rest of the world other than canada are untouched by the zombie infection. we contacted thm using xbox live." he quickly passed out from exhaustion and excitement.

"No reason to get over excited.... No ones gonna come," Jordan said biting into his burrito. "And how could we get to Canada or Europe?" Jordan paused to drink his OJ. "I mean they all hate us." Jordan propped his feet up and said. "Do they have any golf supplies? I need to practice my swing for when I get out of here," He said sarcastically.

he got back up." a, i said that canada was infected. b, i have relatives in europe." he grabbed a donut and ate it in five seconds." im takin' a break from xbox live."
((see you guys tommorow))

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"Sorry to burst your bubble but, Instanbul, England, and China all reported the infection reaching them by hour ten... watch the news before you try to give good news." Jacob got up and walked over to the one of the food shops.

It was light now, and Lawrence no longer had the cover of darkness to hide within. He had screwed up big-time, underestimating both the travel time and the masses of zombies crowding around the mall. It had taken him the rest of the night to simply circle the mega-shopping mall about three quarters of the way around with minimal hostile contact, but even then he was forced to shoot another two reanimated dead and set fire to a small suburban home. He had ran like the proverbial wind then, willingly trading stealth for speed. Fire seemed to draw zombies quite well, though not as well as the sight or smell of fresh prey.

Dawn had brought with it grey foreboding clouds and every now and then he thought he heard a distant rumble of thunder. It was going to rain and from the sight of the densely packed cloud cover it looked like a heavy rain as well. This would be good; it would throw zombies off the scent and hamper their vision.

Of course, it could always hamper his vision as well.

Despite the large amounts of zombies around the vicinity of the mall, Lawrence was still determined to make it in there, and not just for supplies either.

He originally assumed that it would be a mostly deserted place with a few straggling undead, but the presence of so many zombies meant only one thing; there was at least one survivor still inside. Maybe a few. Whatever the reason, he intended to check it out.

Having said all that he wanted to, Jacob stood with his coffee in hand, and was ready to head up to the roof. Before so, he grabbed a .22 Rifle and a brick of rounds. They weren't the strongest bullets, but they would kill their target and make a recognizable noise so it was a win-win in his book. Now being completely ready, he marched over to the roof access door and opened it wide. Stepping inside, he let it close silently behind him, before he made the ascent up to the rooftops. Two flights of stairs led to the only roof access door, but there were various corridors attached as well, so this would be a very logical fall back point for if any zombies got inside. Taking a deep breath, Jacob broke out into a semi-run as he headed up, stair after stair. Finally reaching the top, he stop to catch his breath and make sure that his weapon was ready to do some damage. Opening the door to the roof, it was just like the night before, except that there were dark clouds everywhere overhead. Pulling up one of the lawn chairs that he had put up there himself, he raised to rifle to a firing position, and scanned the area for a good target. Not long after he had started, he found his mark. It was a female zombie, wearing a black shirt with a yellow smiley face in the middle. "Not much to smile about now.." With a slight grin, he pulled the trigger and hit her in the head. She dropped down and started to shake violently. "Damnit." Jacob raised the gun again and took a second shot, this time, hitting her square in the forehead, bringing her down for good.

david came up beside jacob, "mind if i join you?, he sat down on his hunting stool and aimed his rifle. BANG! a zombie got a pop in his leg. another one accidentally tripped over him. soon a pile was starting.

(dead)

Jordan pulled out his pistol and stuck it in his mouth. "Goodbye cruel roleplaying world," He managed to, but it was slightly muffled. He pulled the trigger and blew his brains out all over the floor.

From heaven, God wached the man blow his brains out and tutted. He turned to Jesus. "What do you think my son?"

Jesus looked up from his father right hand and shook his head. "He is not the one."

***

Spiritually beneath the man a trap door opened and flames shot up in the air engulfing the spirit as it tried to make its bid for heaven. The body started to burn.

***

"Welcome to role play hell." The Devil sniggered.

"Ouch......"

(Just joking.)

david jumped down towards the zombies. the fall broke most of the bones in his body and the zombies ate him. all that was left was a broken skeleton.

Very childish guys,really nock it off,this is really child like,like 7 ?
Let the RPG die already guys.

the mall is flooded with zombies and everyone dies. the rp world explodes. the rp aliens laugh until they explode too. THE END!

((goodnight guys))

Suicide and hell are things a 7 year old thinks of? I think not!

Jordan's brain crawled out of the tiny asteroid that was the remains of earth. "This'll be boring." He held his breath until he died.... like this rp

The tiny remains of earth began to form together due to gravity. Over the next million years earth reformed. A million years later, man was born. Four thousand and eight years later everything was back where it had been. Zombies everywhere. UFO's too, it appears that aliens had taken special interest in the re-formed earth.

***

GOD, who was eating a pizza at the time, didnt notice. Jesus, who had been soughting through his Praystation 3 games looked up. "Father?"

"Not now, my son."

"Father?!"

"Mmm pizza good. Yes?"

"Earth fixed itself."

"!!!!WHAT!!!!" GOD looked down, squinting to see his mistake. "Oh GODFATHER not again."

From above, Don Corleone looked down. "What is the problem." GODFATHER said huskily.

GOD looked up. "Nothing, nothing." He turned to Jesus. "What happened to your Xodus 360?"

"Sold it at GAME-DROP."

"Oh. What did you get?"

"EARTH: The Role Playing Game. for my Praystation 3."

***

Narrator: "And now, back on Earth..."

Reported

(What?!)