Lara's asylem

uhuh *kills Sol with a High Definition fist sandwich*

*Wakes up*

High Definition Shin-Shoryuken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dodge* biscuits

Hi-Def Towering Axe Kick!!!!!!!!!!!

*counterattack = Hi-Def Pelivic Thrust*

*Counterattack= Mike Tyson Earbite*

Counterattack = Cloverfield monster* biscuits

O.O

*Counterattack= Godzilla Kong*

*counterattack = Chuck Norris* 😐 i feel sorry for you

NNNNNAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT

Norris ATTACK

Thats for the rape

*Samuel L. Jackson summoning*

Chuck Norris beats all.

*chokes*

Sam is God.

Sam got pwned in Star Wars biscuits

Because if he actually used his real powers, the universe would be destroyedbiscuits

All i remember is a bald man with no hands screaming as he is chucked out of a window by a teenager.

*Rapes again*

Oh dear. You asked for it now

*Attack = Chuck Norris + Bruce Lee + Bruce Willis + Neo*

*Wakes up*

*Bites foot*

Face it... i win. And you can be getting pleasure from raping me now

Im smoother than marble

*Rapes*