Lara's asylem

Started by FoxMeister38 pages
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Kicks grenade*

AHHH **** I SWALLOWED IT!!!

*steals it*

But its in my body!!

scared

Originally posted by FoxMeister
AHHH **** I SWALLOWED IT!!!

*Punches gut to disrupt the Digestive System process, then farts*

Dear god. It's just like during the war! nuts

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Punches gut to disrupt the Digestive System process, then farts*

oh shit i just laughed so hard.... *Chokes up grenade* aaahhhh shit. Now my breath can put people to sleep..... mhmm YAYAYA!!!!

*Breathes on Lara* renske

Originally posted by FoxMeister
oh shit i just laughed so hard.... *Chokes up grenade* aaahhhh shit. Now my breath can put people to sleep..... mhmm YAYAYA!!!!

*Breathes on Lara* renske

*Swallows grenade*

So now you're like, a mutant?

Yeah. dont make me breathe on you

*points* gas mask dummy, oh and just to let you know,.....

I'm more crazy than you guys! crazy 😈

Nah, I'm the craziest!

No we're the craziest.

*strips and runs around with pink ribbons, singing the vader theme music*

*plays dead*

*watches any movie with Tom Cruise in it*

*finally contacts the aliens*

*throws boiled sweets at every one repeatedly*

*eats everyone..repeatedly*

*licks a dog turd*

*joins Oprahism*