V vs The Bride

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V vs The Bride

V ( V for Vendetta)

vs

The Bride (from Kill Bill)

V has Superhuman stats, Bride doesn't.

V all the way.

Originally posted by grey fox
V has Superhuman stats, Bride doesn't.

V all the way.

She was also raped while in a coma, V walks through fire.

V

V wtf pwns her with his vocabulary. 😐

Originally posted by Darth Martin
V wtf pwns her with his vocabulary. 😐
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

Originally posted by Galan007
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

God.....that hurt my head...too many V's

Originally posted by Galan007
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
I almost wet my pants in the theater when he did that. 💃

V

"Remember the 5th of November". "The time has come for me to meet my maker. To repay him for all that he's done". The Bride is a skilled assassin but she is in trouble. 10/10 V

Originally posted by Galan007
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

"Are you like a crazy person?"

V.

Originally posted by Laguna L
"Are you like a crazy person?"
"I am most certain they will say so." 😉

And yeah,
V 10/10...

V

V

Originally posted by Galan007
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
😎 Your making me want to pop in the DVD. 😱

And I believe this is the first time everyone agrees V wins. 🙁

Sorry to break up the party, but I have to pick the Bride here. V is awesome, but as far as fighting goes, we never see him stand and fight except against small handfuls of cops. Not that that's a criticism, one doesn't wage a one-man guerilla war against a police state by fighting man to mob. But still...

We know V to be mildly superhuman in terms of reaction time, pain threshold, and twitch strength. He can beat the hell out of multiple people with military training with little effort, bring knives to a gun-fight and win, and so on but never in the tales do we see him face even a single foe in the same class as one of the Deadly Vipers.

The Bride is also mildly superhuman in much the same way as V, thanks to Pai-Mei's cinema-kung-fu training. She can wire-leap, run on rails, punch with no leverage, cleave through swords, dodge multiple attacks from all directions, and lets not forget the Death Touch.

Beyond that, we see her stand up to an massacre whole mobs of goons, as well as taking solo duels with the other Deadly Vipers, and even Bill himself. While she lacks V's style and grace, she actually has a more impressive track record WRT combat feats.

We can't be certain, of course, but based on their battle feats I'd back the Bride.

Then you're a communist.

I hope you're happy.

All are content in glorious workers' paradise yes?

Originally posted by Laminator_X
Sorry to break up the party, but I have to pick the Bride here. V is awesome, but as far as fighting goes, we never see him stand and fight except against small handfuls of cops. Not that that's a criticism, one doesn't wage a one-man guerilla war against a police state by fighting man to mob. But still...

We know V to be mildly superhuman in terms of reaction time, pain threshold, and twitch strength. He can beat the hell out of multiple people with military training with little effort, bring knives to a gun-fight and win, and so on but never in the tales do we see him face even a single foe in the same class as one of the Deadly Vipers.

The Bride is also mildly superhuman in much the same way as V, thanks to Pai-Mei's cinema-kung-fu training. She can wire-leap, run on rails, punch with no leverage, cleave through swords, dodge multiple attacks from all directions, and lets not forget the Death Touch.

Beyond that, we see her stand up to an massacre whole mobs of goons, as well as taking solo duels with the other Deadly Vipers, and even Bill himself. While she lacks V's style and grace, she actually has a more impressive track record WRT combat feats.

We can't be certain, of course, but based on their battle feats I'd back the Bride.

Methinks you just wanted to go against the majority vote.