What Straights Can Learn From Gays

Started by Alpha Centauri15 pages

Originally posted by Devil King
No, I don't think it was sincere. I think he wasn't someone to justify why all gay men are like Chris Crocker, not listen to the reality that all gay men aren't like Chris Crocker.

Why the sudden attempt at understanding when he hasn't displayed a desire to understand gay men, much less white people, much less anyone that isn't him, EVER? He comes on here and professes to be anti-ignorant one day and we're all supposed to ignore the fact that he has displayed a pig-headed ignorance of white people since he first posted on this forum, all the while spewing his idea that all white people are inherently racist and make a concerted effort to keep his people down. He has repeatedly said that he is hated and loathed simply by virtue of being black, but can't apply that logic to gay men? Some people don't like black people, and ironically they're usually the same people who hate gay men. There are just as many letters in n*gger as there are in f*ggot. It shows a really profound acceptance of gay men, when your first post says something along the lines of "I got no problem with gay men, as long as they keep that shit zipped up around me!".

So what's changed? The only thing I can see is that he's got some chick to consider now. It's not my problem she's put off by his paranoia and disdain for everything he doesn't understand. And now he expects everyone to think he's a compassionate person? **** that. If he wants to impress some chick with how understanding and compassionate he is, he can figure it out himself. There's no need for us to do the leg work for him.

If I asked him to justify his personality, he'd call me a bigot who hates him because he's black, that he shouldn't have to justify his existence or who he is. But now that he wants to impress some chick, he's suddenly a kind and curious person? I doubt it. If he wants to get laid, he can do it on his own.

And FotN, I don't discount the existence of gay rappers. Gay people are everywhere and members of every facet of society. We're parents and serial killers, we're garbage men and lawyers, we're politicians and the homeless. If you can't apply that reality to your understanding of your perpetual struggle to be accepted for being black, you're willfully ignorant. There's nothing I'm going to say that changes that for you.

Truefax.

Another thing that annoys me, that I assume must annoy gays and lesbians, is the old line "As long as they keep their shit zipped up around me.". As if all homosexuals like all members of the same sex, and will hit on any of them. As if being a member of the same sex is all the requirement needed for a homosexual to find you attractive. Suddenly all standards go out the window.

I think that's what people like that are oddly ashamed of, the fact that "even a homosexual" doesn't find them attractive.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Truefax.

Another thing that annoys me, that I assume must annoy gays and lesbians, is the old line "As long as they keep their shit zipped up around me.". As if all homosexuals like all members of the same sex, and will hit on any of them. As if being a member of the same sex is all the requirement needed for a homosexual to find you attractive. Suddenly all standards go out the window.

I think that's what people like that are oddly ashamed of, the fact that "even a homosexual" doesn't find them attractive.

-AC


All homosexuals are deviant and perverse. They are liable to try and sodomize anyone who comes near to them, including children.

I was trying to be diplomatic, but realised that not only is that a gay toilet device, but not appropriate in this thread.

So what you said is also true and ok.

-AC

Originally posted by Lil Buddy
I don't dislike gays or bi's but people like this really annoy me.

I'm a Pervert. I can't help it, nor will I apologize for it. And it's no worse than some straight guy telling you how to eat pussy droolio

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
I'm a Pervert. I can't help it, nor will I apologize for it. And it's no worse than some straight guy telling you how to eat pussy droolio
You really are disgusting.

🙄

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
I'm a Pervert. I can't help it, nor will I apologize for it. And it's no worse than some straight guy telling you how to eat pussy droolio
Which, as you might have noticed, no straight guy did, even though there are a lot more here.

Not to mention the sig.

Which actually I find pretty offensive. 👇

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
All homosexuals are deviant and perverse. They are liable to try and sodomize anyone who comes near to them, including children.

especially children droolio

Originally posted by Lil Buddy
Not to mention the sig.

Which actually I find pretty offensive. 👇

Why?

Originally posted by Lil Buddy
Not to mention the sig.

Which actually I find pretty offensive. 👇

Stop being a pussy baby and go do your homework before bedtime

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
I'm a Pervert. I can't help it, nor will I apologize for it. And it's no worse than some straight guy telling you how to eat pussy droolio

Speaking of which, I happen to have an extensive knowledge regarding sucha subject. Anyone interested in some enlightenment? Eh eh? 😏

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
I'm a Pervert. I can't help it, nor will I apologize for it. And it's no worse than some straight guy telling you how to eat pussy droolio
good point.

Come to think of it, as a straight guy, I think there's practically nothing I can learn from a gay man that i'd find useful in my life, if it's about their culture.

And that's not a diss. Yet i bet i'm gonna catch it now (no pun intended) and be called a homophobe.

*a bit of humor that'll most likely be taken serious. I await the unnecessary firestorm due to the inevitable misunderstanding i know this statement will cause.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
[b]What straights can learn from Gays:

Lesson 243: How to Give the Perfect Blowjob

IT takes practice, but once you achieve this great feat, the wonders are endless 🙂

1) Apply tongue to the base of penis

2) Nibble on the base of penis, using the tongue to gently massage the opening of the urethra and flesh around the head of the penis

3) Slowly thrust penis into your mouth, hold your lips inward to protect the sensitive penis from your teeth

4) Nibble a bit as you lean your head forward as if you were literally tasting his penis. As you pull back place your tongue under the shaft of the penis, slightly tightening your oral grip as your mouth slides back

5) Repeat steps 3 and 4. Start to go faster.

6) Swivel your face left to right so that your tongue stimulates as much flesh of his penis as possible. This will ensure for maximum pleasure.

7) It is often pro-stimulating to "jurk" the base of his penis as you apply fallacio to the rest of the penis

8) Slow down, nibble at the head of his penis once again, gently, but aggressively.

9) Lick underneath the shaft of his penis, and gently suck on his testicles. Massage his scrotum and pubic areas with your fingers for maximum stimulation.

10) Repeat steps 3 and 4 and 5-9 until he ejaculates into your mouth

11) Swallow

May the Orgasm be with You [/B]

Wow, thanks 👆

The pun was the joke, i meant.

Explain what you meant, then.

Homophobe.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Explain what you meant, then.

Homophobe.

yea w/e.

But if you must know, i meant that there's nothing i can learn from the homosexuality of a gay man no matter what the angle cause there'd be no use to. Not cause i'm denying the information but because i'd find it futile to do so. And things should always be done for a reason; there should always be a point to something. If your going to inform, enlighten, make aware of, that's one thing, cause there's a reason behind doing so but to teach or learn is something else that should only be done if it'll be effective, practically speaking

The knowledge of whatever i can apparently learn from a gay man regarding homosexuality would be useless cause i'd find the information or knowledge impractical, to me.

Knowing about information is one thing and for anyone but learning and/or practicality is another issue.

And again, no disrespect to whomever takes it that way. All people are humans to me, foremost. And deserve respect for it, so i'm saying what i'm saying with esteem.

overanalyze?

But if you must know, i meant that there's nothing i can learn from the homosexuality of a gay man no matter what the angle cause there'd be no use to.

In the same way that there is nothing a white man can learn from a black man, "if it's about their culture".

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Come to think of it, as a straight guy, I think there's practically nothing I can learn from a gay man that i'd find useful in my life, if it's about their culture.

And that's not a diss. Yet i bet i'm gonna catch it now (no pun intended) and be called a homophobe.

*a bit of humor that'll most likely be taken serious. I await the unnecessary firestorm due to the inevitable misunderstanding i know this statement will cause.

Gays a have culture onto themselves?