Lookit these dumb shits:
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lookit these dumb shits:
Cats have better short-term memory, and are therefore more fun to play with. They're also small and agile, so they can climb in ceilings and stuff, which is awesome. Cats are natural predators, although only for animals smaller than themselves. Cats were practically worshipped by the ancient Egyptians. Cats are better cuddlers. They move their bums before pouncing, which is funny. Plus they can climb stuff.
Dogs run clumsily, knocking down little kids in the process. They pretend they're going to let you grab the stick from under their paw, but then when you go for it, they snap their jaw at you in an attempt to rip your arm off. Dogs make life EXTREMELY difficult for mailmen and meter-readers. Dogs smell disgusting when they're wet. Dogs run in front of cars or chase them. Dogs cheat during tug-of-war. And to top it all off, dogs eat babies! There. I rest my case.
A Dog will actually try to defend you and your possessions if a burgler breaks in. A Cat will try to rub it's leg against the Burgler.
Cat's will claw you for no reason, just because they're annoyed. Dog's need to be provoked and or feel threatened to do that.
Dogs cuddle better then Cats do.
Dogs can swim, Cats are b*tches.
Cats spit up hairballs and lay around doing nothing.
Dogs can at least be used for something. How many Cats do you know are used by the Polcie Department to sniff for drugs? I didn't see Lassie the Cat save the little kids from the burning building.
Cat's tear holes in furniture. Dog's dont'.
Dog's are WAY superior to cats.
Originally posted by Rogue JediHa. Interesting take on it.
dont get me wrong, I dont hate cats, I love all animals. I just think they are useless.
Eh....I don't hate 'em.....they're just useless......
It's true they aren't as devoted and needy and reliable as dogs are and they won't/can't exactly protect you, but they're still endearing......and more attractive.
I did hear when I was younger that they'll suck the air out of a baby's mouth while they're sleeping and kill them though.
Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Originally posted by Disturbed AngelNo Problem.
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Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Originally posted by InnerRisethe useless part comes from the role they play outside of being a pet. Cats have no role other than being a pet, while a dog can do much more.
Ha. Interesting take on it.Eh....I don't hate 'em.....they're just useless......
It's true they aren't as devoted and needy and reliable as dogs are and they won't/can't exactly protect you, but they're still endearing......and more attractive.
I did hear when I was younger that they'll suck the air out of a baby's mouth while they're sleeping and kill them though.
Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... No Problem.
Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....