Originally posted by golem370
Drax - teleproted into earths past
Quasar - burnt like a match stick
Thor - turned to glas and pimp slapped
Professor Hulk - shrunk to be antmans buddy
Namor - like she hulk killed by some fungi
Firelord - teleported together with drax so he'd have company
Spider-Man - killed with a rock
Wolverine - bones turned to jello
Cyclops - head encased in an ice cube or something
Captain America - pimped slapped
Scarlet Witch - burnt to a crisp
Vision - torn open like a can of sardines
and more that I can't think of
she-hulk - got killed by some killer fungi like namor
nova - turned into cubes and stepped on
cloak - busted from inside out
ironman - beheaded by the girl thanos whatshername?
doom - blasted for being greedy
dr strange - stayed home for fear of death
adam worlock - smart enough to stay away
silver surfer - smart enough to listen to aw to stay away
and team wins even though they had their asses handed to them by thanos coz he had the ig.
Originally posted by redhotrash
Adam Warlock is about the most over-rated strategist ever. His BIG plan that he was willing to sacrifice all the earth heros against Thanos was what? Have SS try to snatch it when he wasnt looking.... yeah smooth one. Thats about on par with your average teenage shoplifter.
What could you do against a god? 😐 Not much.
he messed thanos up pretty good when he was inside the mind gem & pulled that escape attack.
Thanos was using like a tiny fraction of his power against the earth heroes in a attempt to impress Death. THAT wouldve been the time to have all the celestial folk jump him. Seems a lot more practical than the whole "Hey your shoe is untied, ZOINK" nonsense Warlock tried. The worst part was he built himself up like he had some master plan going into it.
Originally posted by redhotrash
Thanos was using like a tiny fraction of his power against the earth heroes in a attempt to impress Death. THAT wouldve been the time to have all the celestial folk jump him. Seems a lot more practical than the whole "Hey your shoe is untied, ZOINK" nonsense Warlock tried. The worst part was he built himself up like he had some master plan going into it.
Dont think that would have worked. Surfer is one thing but an abstract or celestial, thanos would have sensed a mile away.
Then he would have powered up in a flash.