So, you call yourself a sports fan?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I find child abuse hilarious too. Especially if it is for such a retarded reason as "I like to watch sweaty men touch each other, so I will abuse my child".

Thumbs up for idiots.

I get the feeling somebody was never very good as sports. Perhaps overweight? Perhaps those who were good as sports made fun of you and ridiculed you?

something fake like professional wreslting, I could see.....but reducing a manly, testosterone filled game of violence like football into "guys touching each other" is retarded. Yes......guys are touching each other......300lb bohemoths are smashing and crunching into each other with high velocity and impact, injuring one another to prove dominance on the field. This is more akin to any male animals fighting for dominance, territory and mating rights than your homosexual fantasy mentioned above. Then again, I bet bull elephants never made fun of you for being a fat loser. Carry on.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
I get the feeling somebody was never very good as sports. Perhaps overweight? Perhaps those who were good as sports made fun of you and ridiculed you?

something fake like professional wreslting, I could see.....but reducing a manly, testosterone filled game of violence like football into "guys touching each other" is retarded. Yes......guys are touching each other......300lb bohemoths are smashing and crunching into each other with high velocity and impact, injuring one another to prove dominance on the field. This is more akin to any male animals fighting for dominance, territory and mating rights than your homosexual fantasy mentioned above. Then again, I bet bull elephants never made fun of you for being a fat loser. Carry on.

so to be a winner he has to live vicariously through "300lb bohemoths" on the television while drinking beer and stroking his cock? you must be made of win.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
I get the feeling somebody was never very good as sports. Perhaps overweight? Perhaps those who were good as sports made fun of you and ridiculed you?

something fake like professional wreslting, I could see.....but reducing a manly, testosterone filled game of violence like football into "guys touching each other" is retarded. Yes......guys are touching each other......300lb bohemoths are smashing and crunching into each other with high velocity and impact, injuring one another to prove dominance on the field. This is more akin to any male animals fighting for dominance, territory and mating rights than your homosexual fantasy mentioned above. Then again, I bet bull elephants never made fun of you for being a fat loser. Carry on.

Actually I was thinking of football specifically...where guys sniff each other's butts. Sure they hurt each other afterwards, but first they take a load of man ass in their face.

It's true I wasn't really good at sports, but that's not what I am saying. I appreciate all sorts of sports. I can see the merit in many of them, what I meant is that this retard probably can't, cause he's a retard, ergo he just gets aroused by men's bodies touching each other, which, in turn, as he was beaten up by his fundamentalist Christian dead half to death cause he wore his mommies dress when he was 6, makes him feel guilty and disgusted with himsels so he has to tape jersey's on his son. So really, no offense to you...except if you like to abuse your children. And even then, no offense to you, except if you like to do it for idiotic reasons. So, maybe tone down the personal attacks and realize what's being said, eh?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually I was thinking of football specifically...where guys sniff each other's butts. Sure they hurt each other afterwards, but first they take a load of man ass in their face.

It's true I wasn't really good at sports, but that's not what I am saying. I appreciate all sorts of sports. I can see the merit in many of them, what I meant is that this retard probably can't, cause he's a retard, ergo he just gets aroused by men's bodies touching each other, which, in turn, as he was beaten up by his fundamentalist Christian dead half to death cause he wore his mommies dress when he was 6, makes him feel guilty and disgusted with himsels so he has to tape jersey's on his son. So really, no offense to you...except if you like to abuse your children. And even then, no offense to you, except if you like to do it for idiotic reasons. So, maybe tone down the personal attacks and realize what's being said, eh?

You're just jealous because he's been chatting online with hot babes all day. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're just jealous because he's been chatting online with hot babes all day. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're just jealous because he's been chatting online with hot babes all day. 😐

Slightly abstract response. Let me put it in layman terms: you're a babbling loon.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually I was thinking of football specifically...where guys sniff each other's butts. Sure they hurt each other afterwards, but first they take a load of man ass in their face.

It's true I wasn't really good at sports, but that's not what I am saying. I appreciate all sorts of sports. I can see the merit in many of them, what I meant is that this retard probably can't, cause he's a retard, ergo he just gets aroused by men's bodies touching each other, which, in turn, as he was beaten up by his fundamentalist Christian dead half to death cause he wore his mommies dress when he was 6, makes him feel guilty and disgusted with himsels so he has to tape jersey's on his son. So really, no offense to you...except if you like to abuse your children. And even then, no offense to you, except if you like to do it for idiotic reasons. So, maybe tone down the personal attacks and realize what's being said, eh?

You got alot of info from a little info right there.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Odd.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Slightly abstract response. Let me put it in layman terms: you're a babbling loon.

You both are idiots.

That was a paraphrase (almost a direct quote) from Napoleon Dynamite.

Both your moms go to college.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You both are idiots.

That was a paraphrase (almost a direct quote) from Napoleon Dynamite.

Both your moms go to college.

Doesn't make it less odd.

[edit] It might make it a little less odd, I am not quite sure on that. Though usually quotes relate more to what has been said. So it might also make it more odd. Research needs to be done.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
I get the feeling somebody was never very good as sports. Perhaps overweight? Perhaps those who were good as sports made fun of you and ridiculed you?

something fake like professional wreslting, I could see.....but reducing a manly, testosterone filled game of violence like football into "guys touching each other" is retarded. Yes......guys are touching each other......300lb bohemoths are smashing and crunching into each other with high velocity and impact, injuring one another to prove dominance on the field. This is more akin to any male animals fighting for dominance, territory and mating rights than your homosexual fantasy mentioned above. Then again, I bet bull elephants never made fun of you for being a fat loser. Carry on.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here, this is just football we're talking about, right?

Are you a face-painter?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You both are idiots.

That was a paraphrase (almost a direct quote) from Napoleon Dynamite.

Both your moms go to college.

Oh, I see, what an absolute idiot I am, I didn't see that it was a quote that holds no relevance.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

If you don't get exactly where I got that quote from you're an absolute idiot.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Oh, I see, what an absolute idiot I am, I didn't see that it was a quote that holds no relevance.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

If you don't get exactly where I got that quote from you're an absolute idiot.

You failed to see three things that make you both even more of idiots.

1. I was mocking you both because you like to call everyone idiots. (CISRTSNWJCYAI)

2. I was trying to lighten the mood by making fun of Evil Dead by making him look like a nerd instead of a jock.

3. It would have been a nice "inside joke" for anyone who watched Napoleon Dynamite. This is a movie forum, you know.

And to answer your question....

"The Office"...the UK version. I have seen most of those episodes and I have seen most of the episodes from the American version as well.

It gets odder and odder.

it sure does

"He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?" + Google = Knowledgeable Expert

I got the joke.

That's because you're a tosser.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I've met many sports fanatics. I've met many nutty bastards. I can only hope to meet a man like this one day.

A father, whom is a die hard Green Bay Packers fan. requested that his son wear a Packers Jersey after their Victory on saturday. When his son refused, the father restrained his child for an hour with duct tape and then commenced to tape the Jersey on his son and send him to school

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22689532/

I would lend my voice in the defense of that father in any court. 😂 😆 this guy is my hero. Are any of you fan enough to tape a jersey to your child, or have you, perhaps, done something more intense?

Hahaha!!! The Packers lost to the Giants.

Yeah, turned out to be bad karma for the Pack.

And who said anything about sweaty? The wind chill was negative 24, and the week before was in a blizzard.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I've met many sports fanatics. I've met many nutty bastards. I can only hope to meet a man like this one day.

A father, whom is a die hard Green Bay Packers fan. requested that his son wear a Packers Jersey after their Victory on saturday. When his son refused, the father restrained his child for an hour with duct tape and then commenced to tape the Jersey on his son and send him to school

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22689532/

I would lend my voice in the defense of that father in any court. 😂 😆 this guy is my hero. Are any of you fan enough to tape a jersey to your child, or have you, perhaps, done something more intense?

Did you INTEND the homoerotic overtones ("I can only hope to meet a man like this one day"😉? It's cool if you are gay my friend, I'm no gay basher. I just wonder how in touch with your sexuality you are. Also, there are some bondage/pedophile issues you may want to see a therapist about.

Did you INTEND to be so horrible and to support child abuse? Or were you just trying to be funny (and failing miserably at it)? I'm genuinely curious, please let us know. Some of the poster's here used some crude and graphic humor to make their point (that your topic is heinous), but it is pretty obvious where there hearts were. If you have a heart, where is it exactly?
I played High School football, and ran track. I play a little softball still. I follow my Cleveland Browns and my Ohio State Buckeyes fairly fanatically... and I almost vomited at your asinine statement.