Hahaha! CSI!
So lastnight, ABC aired this episode of CSI. Not sure which one, all I know it's the one with Ice T in it. So I was sorta watching it little by little and the main story was about these to black dudes getting charged for beating this white girl. When the detectives go to visit the black dude's mom, she's this old failure of a woman who believes she raised hooligan.
Long story short! The two black dudes were found innocent, and one of the detectives was gonna call their mom with the good news and told them he had that as a surprise. However, before he took them to see their mom, Ice T calls them ups and says that he found their mom dead in her apartment.
Haha!
So the detective gets really sad, looks at the two dudes, and when they ask him about their surprise, he says:
"I'm takin' you both to Red Lobster!"
Bwahaha! You gotta see this episode!