Originally posted by texgodiva2s
Miz Zac--you do good works sweets! No doubt about it--repeating shadow images are hot, like your siggy--also, you choose images that are congruous, that helps carry your images forward, gives them strength. There is a certain flavor imbued in each creation. Yours above requires a teflon, bulletproof monitor to display and definitely get your oven mitts on, cos cakes! they's hot, no really.ImpPiDiva, your daddy loves you==he'd have risked arrest, short of hogtying Mr. Depp, he'd let you know....lmao funny funny.
I based my chest shaving idea on what looks to be a straight razor in her hand? Was I totally off the wack?
Originally posted by Laminator_X
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Originally posted by Mujaffa
Here's MineDay 1 - Bob admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of turid. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, leia is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although ga later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. gina creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. nau hits him with a bread.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of his house out of *******. After much persuasion by gina, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the his house task is well under way. However havoc ensues when ga, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the *******. nau is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the his house task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when ga farts and blows his house over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. turid cries.
6 - gina gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, turid admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a bread. Bob says he never wears condoms because they make his ******* sore and gina agrees. leia goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. ga sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up gina.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Bob goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. nau and turid are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Bob.
9 - nau and turid are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. leia sings them a song - las ketchup - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote turid out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. turid leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with turid's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. leia has to make do without the cucumber she requested. nau is visibly depressed and is comforted by gina, who tries to touch her on her pussy.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of gina touching nau's pussy over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that ga refuses to run because his ******* hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. ga finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. nau calls ga a lazy *******.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Bob tells everyone individually that he thinks nau is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. nau and gina are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Bob.
16 - The nominations are announced. nau can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. gina is equally stunned and turns to nau for comfort. ga is distraught and confesses to leia that he thinks he is in love with gina. leia says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote gina out of the house. nau says she is gutted and even gives gina a clipping of hair from her pussy to prove how much she cares. ga is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. gina leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of nau clipping the hair from her pussy. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of sweden in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of sweden sounds like but ga says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Bob as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Bob successfully burps not only the National Anthem of sweden but also God Save The Queen, las ketchup and the theme tune to slap your *****. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Bob tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. ga and leia are nominated.
23 - ga and leia take their nominations well and sit down with Bob and nau to discuss why they voted for them. Bob keeps quiet but nau accuses ga of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred ******* before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote leia out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. leia leaves.
25 - Bob becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Bob's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of dog dung using only a bread. Bob is unsure but ga is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, ga breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the dog incident from his childhood. nau tries to persuade him to stay but Bob sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. ga decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the dog dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by nau from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Bob asks nau to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Bob nominates nau to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does nau.
30 - When the nomination is announced, nau graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Bob is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Bob takes his £70,000 and runs away to sweden. Nobody, including nau, ever sees him again.