Character Feats Thread

Started by Kutulu6 pages

Originally posted by batdude123
Is this seriously the best you can come up with? Spectre is the Wrath of God. One of the most powerful characters in all of DC. He's beyond the mere comprehension of human understanding and logic. The effects of a gravity well or a singularity in space-time, no matter how large he is, wouldn't be created if he willed them not to occur.

In Layman's terms, Spectre can do whatever the f*ck he wants. If that includes being as heavy as "Eternity" and still standing on solid ground, then so be it. 😬

So he did all this while knocked out? You're really grasping at straws here bro'. 😆

I've heard some pretty ridiculous statements over the past couple years at KMC, but that has to be amongst the top of them. hmmdur

Originally posted by Kutulu
So he did all this while knocked out? You're really grasping at straws here bro'. 😆

Am I "grasping at straws" because you saw that phrase on here once and thought it'd be neat to use in this thread? Or am I grasping at straws because you having nothing to come back at this with?

THE SPECTRE IS NOT CONSTRAINED TO THE RULES OF THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE. Seriously, it's not that hard of a concept to get.

Even trying to make a correlation between his weight and a star is laughable.

Originally posted by batdude123
Am I "grasping at straws" because you saw that phrase on here once and thought it'd be neat to use in this thread? Or am I grasping at straws because you having nothing to come back at this with?

THE SPECTRE IS NOT CONSTRAINED TO THE RULES OF THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE. Seriously, it's not that hard of a concept to get.

Even trying to make a correlation between his weight and a star is laughable.

Ok - since he is in such control - then why did he bust the pile of rocks in the first place? haermm2

Originally posted by Kutulu
I've heard some pretty ridiculous statements over the past couple years at KMC, but that has to be amongst the top of them. hmmdur

I've got one that can top it:

Originally posted by Kutulu
If he was even as heavy as a star, given his volume, he would have formed a black hole effect around his body, and utterly crushed the ground that was beneath him, instead of just creating a small bunch of rocks flying.

Pile of Rocks > Eternity. 😆

haermm2

Originally posted by batdude123
I've got one that can top it:

haermm2

Do you just make stuff up in your head about characters or what?

crylaugh0

Originally posted by batdude123
THE SPECTRE IS NOT CONSTRAINED TO THE RULES OF THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE. Seriously, it's not that hard of a concept to get.

Except a thing called "gravity", otherwise he wouldn't have fallen - you can't fall without gravity, in case you didn't learn that in your 3rd grade class yet. getout1

Originally posted by batdude123
KYLE. WAS. NOT. HELPING. THEM. 😐

The only contribution he made in that scan was the tunnel.

Christ.

CAPZ LOCK ZOMG! LULZ!11!!!1ONE!
durznuts

Originally posted by batdude123
That's what he wanted Batman to think.

haermm2

ZOMG He makes his own laws of physics!!!!1!!1!

Except when it comes to getting bat-kicked and falling on his ass, to which he creates micro-gravity field that is just powerful enough to smash a pile of rocks. spam_laser

Originally posted by batdude123
Right, because one of the most powerful beings in all of creation would say that something "weightless" is "heavy."

haermm2

Because the heaviest being in existence only smashes a pile of rocks!!!!11!!1 LULZ SPECTRE WILLED IT!!! DUR! right

Originally posted by Kutulu
Ok - since he is in such control - then why did he bust the pile of rocks in the first place? haermm2

Why are you trying to spin a human concept on something that is inconceivable?

If you're truly arguing against the Spectre's own words and saying that he doesn't weigh that much, then...

Originally posted by Kutulu
Do you just make stuff up in your head about characters or what?

crylaugh0

Sheer ignorance.

Wrath of God > rules of human logic

Originally posted by Kutulu
Except a thing called "gravity", otherwise he wouldn't have fallen - you can't fall without gravity, in case you didn't learn that in your 3rd grade class yet. getout1

Lulz. If his body is composed of a cosmic consciousness that contains Eternity itself, then mere "gravity" is a relative term. Which all comes down to this:

"In Layman's terms, Spectre can do whatever the f*ck he wants. If that includes being as heavy as "Eternity" and still standing on solid ground, then so be it."

Originally posted by batdude123
Is this seriously the best you can come up with? Spectre is the Wrath of God. One of the most powerful characters in all of DC. He's beyond the mere comprehension of human understanding and logic. The effects of a gravity well or a singularity in space-time, no matter how large he is, wouldn't be created if he willed them not to occur.

In Layman's terms, Spectre can do whatever the f*ck he wants. If that includes being as heavy as "Eternity" and still standing on solid ground, then so be it. 😬

LULZ SPECTRE DUZ WHATEVER HE WANTS!! Even when knocked on his ass on a pile of rocks, DUR! happywank

Originally posted by batdude123
Why are you trying to spin a human concept on something that is inconceivable?

If you're truly arguing against the Spectre's own words and saying that he doesn't weigh that much, then...

Sheer ignorance.

Wrath of God > rules of human logic

Lulz. If his body is composed of a cosmic consciousness that contains Eternity itself, then mere "gravity" is a relative term. Which all comes down to this:

"In Layman's terms, Spectre can do whatever the f*ck he wants. If that includes being as heavy as "Eternity" and still standing on solid ground, then so be it."

LULZ Spectre WILLED himself while unconscious to only knock over a pile of rocks!!!11!! crazyeyes hanuts durznuts

Originally posted by Kutulu
LULZ SPECTRE DUZ WHATEVER HE WANTS!! Even when knocked on his ass on a pile of rocks, DUR! happywank

Fail.

Originally posted by batdude123
Wrath of God > rules of human logic
Originally posted by Estacado
Fail.

herbfu2

Originally posted by Kutulu
ZOMG He makes his own laws of physics!!!!1!!1!

Except when it comes to getting bat-kicked and falling on his ass, spam_laser

Actually, yeah, he did create his own laws of physics on that one. 🙂

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Myth: Batman's kick hurt Spectre
Tales of the Unexpected #4
How many times did we hear that Batman hurt the Spectre with the bat-kick? To many to count, but in reality it did nothing and Sprectre even mentions he made to make Batman feel good about the situation as it was hopeless for him.

1. http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd199/MachineMan616/019.jpg
2. http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd199/MachineMan616/020.jpg

Originally posted by Kutulu
Because the heaviest being in existence only smashes a pile of rocks!!!!11!!1 LULZ SPECTRE WILLED IT!!! DUR! right

You realize you're only making yourself look stupid, right?

This shameful attempt at an "ownage" makes xmeat look like spetznaz.

FYI, repeating something idiotic over and over again doesn't make it sound intelligent. 🙂

The Spectre is a wraith. He can't be harmed or touched unless he wills it:

http://img147.imageshack.us/my.php?image=su6qm6.jpg

Besides, no amount of extrapolating changes this statement made by the Spectre himself:

"The Spectre's body, you see, is composed of consciousness: a cosmic consciousness that contains Eternity itself." 🙂

If you're trying to argue against something established by the Spectre, then this is a complete waste of my time. You're too moronic for this point to actually stick. So please, with absolutely no respect whatsoever... STFU and GTFO.

Originally posted by batdude123
Actually, yeah, he did create his own laws of physics on that one. 🙂

noway hysterical2

Creating his own laws of physics just so he could fall into a pile of rocks.

Nothing else to even say here... just wow.

Originally posted by Kutulu
noway hysterical2

Creating his own laws of physics just so he could fall into a pile of rocks.

Nothing else to even say here... just wow.

Read:

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Myth: Batman's kick hurt Spectre
Tales of the Unexpected #4
How many times did we hear that Batman hurt the Spectre with the bat-kick? To many to count, but in reality it did nothing and Sprectre even mentions he made to make Batman feel good about the situation as it was hopeless for him.

1. http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd199/MachineMan616/019.jpg
2. http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd199/MachineMan616/020.jpg

Lulz, did you get debating tips from 2damnloud?

Actually, this doesn't even constitute as debating. You're trolling now.

Originally posted by batdude123
Read:

Lulz, did you get debating tips from 2damnloud?

Actually, this doesn't even constitute as debating. You're trolling now.

I'm the one trolling, when here you are saying Spectre made up his own laws of physics simply so he could fall into a pile of rocks? Talk about irony. 😆

Originally posted by Kutulu
I'm the one trolling

Correct. You're ignoring logic and evidence while spouting the same dumb thing over and over again.

"LULZ OMG SO F*CKIN HILARIOUS!!! LAWLZ!!!!!!11@"