Your Fellow Funeral Assistant!

Started by Becci4 pages

Do you get to touch dead people? 😱

Originally posted by Becci
Do you get to touch dead people? 😱

Technically, yes shrug

I could totally poke them. But I won't. 😊

Mail me a coffin so i can make it into a bed 🙂

Originally posted by SelphieT
Technically, yes shrug

I could totally poke them. But I won't. 😊

Poke me just once?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Poke me just once?

Maybe...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Mail me a coffin so i can make it into a bed 🙂

After I get one for myself, then I shall 😱

Originally posted by SelphieT
Maybe...

After I get one for myself, then I shall 😱

be careful sneaking it out though, its a bit noticeable under the shirt

Originally posted by Mairuzu
be careful sneaking it out though, its a bit noticeable under the shirt

Yeah, I'll make sure to tell them I got a boob job or somethin'

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah, I'll make sure to tell them I got a boob job or somethin'
Girl: "Look at her.. another woman with a boob job.. they dont even LOOK REAL! Its all square!"

Originally posted by SelphieT
Maybe...

After I get one for myself, then I shall 😱

Just be careful, you might release the treasure.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Girl: "Look at her.. another woman with a boob job.. they dont even LOOK REAL! Its all square!"

Lulz

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hello hello everyone, as of yesterday, I am now officially a Funeral Assistant!

I'm so happy weep

So if I'm not at school, or on kmc, I'm probably going to be checking out a crematorium, or I'll be in the embalming room 😱

Just thought I'd let you all know my success biscuits

In all honesty, that's relatively awesome.

does it pay well ? 😄

Um....Yay.

Originally posted by Lil Buddy
Um....Yay.

I KNOW, right?! 😱

Originally posted by ladygrim
does it pay well ? 😄

I'm not going to press them for money yet. We'll see if that comes in the future 😎

Selphie

I want you to give me head in the presence of a dead body.

Originally posted by BackFire
Selphie

I want you to give me head in the presence of a dead body.

Now that's way too easy

Re: Your Fellow Funeral Assistant!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hello hello everyone, as of yesterday, I am now officially a Funeral Assistant!

I'm so happy weep

So if I'm not at school, or on kmc, I'm probably going to be checking out a crematorium, or I'll be in the embalming room 😱

Just thought I'd let you all know my success biscuits

Cremate me 50 years from now? 😄

Congrats, Selphie, you must be so proud! 🙂

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
So can I just lay there next to you then?

That's what he said!

Originally posted by Scythe
That's what he said!

*joe laugh* **** a mother****in' *****

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Congrats, Selphie, you must be so proud! 🙂

I am 😊 Thank you

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cremate me 50 years from now? 😄

You know what happens when you cremate a body?