Mairuzu's Dream land

Started by Mairuzu33 pages

All i remember was a tree...

Ok so heres a funny one i had a few years back.

So i'm dreamin i was a sick jedi yano doing pure force everywhere and i take on pure sith lords. I'm like the best jedi.

So i wake up and like i flick my wrist to open the door still thinking i'm using the force and i was like WTF when it doesnt open.

And then i was sad cos i remembered i was in the real world

Ok so i wake up in dreamworld and for some reason i think i'm a superhero for whatever reason. So i'm walking around in like some random city in a superhero costume and i see the joker. so i'm like i'm gunna kick your ass. So i run up and swing a punch. It missed and the joker punches me. I fall to floor. The joker repeatably stamps on face. I try putting hands over face but he keeps stamping. Theres blood everywhere and im scrreaming.

I wake up and im still screaming and hands over face. I sit up and say MUTHA****A!

Originally posted by Dantalion
Ok so i wake up in dreamworld and for some reason i think i'm a superhero for whatever reason. So i'm walking around in like some random city in a superhero costume and i see the joker. so i'm like i'm gunna kick your ass. So i run up and swing a punch. It missed and the joker punches me. I fall to floor. The joker repeatably stamps on face. I try putting hands over face but he keeps stamping. Theres blood everywhere and im scrreaming.

I wake up and im still screaming and hands over face. I sit up and say MUTHA****A!


hahaha pwned by the Joker

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
hahaha pwned by the Joker

I know its an honor, right?

I mean if you had to get your face smashed in by anyone?

Originally posted by Dantalion
I know its an honor, right?

I mean if you had to get your face smashed in by anyone?


YES!caw00t
you should be given a medal

Mairuzu was in my dream last night for some reason. hmm

only last night? awebrow

So last night I dreamed that I went back to school and my adviser snatched me. He started going on and on about how research is important, and he was asking whether I found a topic for my research like we discussed that I was supposed to during winter break. And I was stalling for time (because of course I had not). For some reason there was also snow and his office was weird with a lot of computers. His wife was making us lunch, and he kept talking about things that didn't make sense to me. And he was about to ask me what my topic was again. Then my mother woke me up. What an awful dream. awehuhs

I sometimes dream about things that happened in the past, but I have alternate endings for them.

Around age 13 I stopped remembering my dreams, until about 4 months ago or so. And ever since then every single one I've remembered has been a realistically horrific one. Kinda wish I could just go back to not remembering them at all.

I have never had the luxury of being able to not remember my dreams.

Since i started smoking again, ive been having nightmares for the past week

they've been getting better lately but damn!

shits the bitties

I usually control the action in my dreams, its awesome. Once I was fighting some chick, and I willed her to become Alice from Resident Evil, and made her rape me. I woke up happy.

lucky *****

Mairuzu, google lucid dreaming and how to bring them on and learn to control them. Sounds like you dream a lot, and remember your dreams well. Not many people experience this. I always had really vivid dreams that I remembered well, and a couple of times I even realized that I was dreaming, but would wake up as soon as this happened, which is the mind's natural reflex. I researched it a bit and came across a f*ckload of articles about lucid dreams, and guides on how to train yourself to bring them on, and to be able to stay in them. Did it for a good year or so, now I lucid dream most nights, and the fun you can have when you are 100% in control of your dream is limited only by your imagination. It just takes some practice before you can really get good at it.

damn.. definitely gonna try, definitely gonna jizz in my sleep from now on because of this

Originally posted by Mairuzu
damn.. definitely gonna try, definitely gonna jizz in my sleep from now on because of this
If you wanna dream of, say, banging Halle Berry, then make sure that is what you are thinking of as you doze off.

mairuzu wud be a cow, in a field of weed.............

and you'd be my poop