Mairuzu's Dream land

Started by Sol Valentine33 pages

I was like, toy sized, so she stuck me in her bra droolio

Then I woke up 😐

Damn...

you bastard

Ok, here's a bad dream:

I was falling from this building and like, my friends were laughing like it was some comedy show 🙁

Luckily, I woke up before I hit the ground.

Everytime i fall i jump out of bed, thats why i have just a mattress...

Then there was that other time, that was best dream eva!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Im just going to start posting my dreams cause i love them

theres been so many wacky dreams ive had but im gunna start from the one i had last night

Was walking down an dark hall into a kitchen with an TV on, two figures appear out of thin air, a woman and man... they wack me over the head and put me in a tub and drown me, i came back to life and killed the woman and man.

I brought the woman back to life, we were the living dead! and we appear in this giant theatre full of people, we start cracking necks left and right, we appear on wanted posters everywhere. We call a cab and we come and they are calling ugly us ugly fvckers! and what do we do? Crack their necks!

it was a shitty car, we then drive away and deadly ever after

oh and once i was a flying fox and i got all the hot fox women and we went to an island in the sky with a pretty water fall 313

👆

🙂 i like snapping necks

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Then there was that other time, that was best dream eva!!!!!!!!!

Ahem, this is a long one.....

I was on a throne, my cloak on and my crown on, then the peasants told me that one of the higher orders passed. So I had to go to the funeral as a guest of honor.

Then I was walking through the cemetery with like, the whole kingdom and we were all dressed in black. Then I looked at one of the tombstones and it ran off a whole list of KMC members 😐, then we were at the grave and I said a whole bunch of stuff about the dead guy and then we left in utter silence.....

That shit was badass.

I would have snapped your neck

I hate having dreams of any kind 😂

Originally posted by LilyMaree
I hate having dreams of any kind 😂
😐

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I would have snapped your neck

Yeah, you were the dead ones. 🙁 Sorry.

awesome

I mean, I was wearing the best one-timer.

**** then there was that other dream when my brother and his friends jumped me and robbed me.

RIght...

And:

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Translation:

" Hello, stop masturbating my hard erection, male child of mine. I will give you a bath! "

haermm

🤨

Well, it's literal translation to ghetto slang.

i need to hurry up and dream again

mmm I need to take a nap and dream of:

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I was like, toy sized, so she stuck me in her bra droolio

Then I woke up 😐

Damn...

Again.