Alright. So im at this big festival on a pier celebrating the death of the CLoverfield monster HEH
I guess me and a couple of other guys brought it down ( maybe because before i went to bed i was watching some shadow of the colossus videos) and we were obviously the guests of honor
so we get the poon...
then my father tries to top it off by capturing a big ass rhino, this thing was HUGE, only half the size of the cloverfield monster though, and he tried it up and hug it in the center of the festival
so me and my partners were shooting a movie there all of a sudden, about the capturing and killing of the cloverfield monster, and then suddenly that fvckin rhino comes to life out of no where and startings rampaging on the people.
As we starting running for our lives people are starting hearing people screaming "THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER IS ALIVE TOO RUNNN" and i was just in disbelief because theres no way, so i can to the ships we came in. I tried to stop the rhino and managed to slow it down, im not sure how though mmm
So all the ships are far down the beach. So i start running on water for the nearest one, they tied a shoe around a string and threw it towards me so i can grab it and climb aboard.
All of a sudden im in a town with my friends, and fvcking freddy kruger himself pops up all melting and deformed, and he asks us "Where the fvck is my claw!?" and we are like, "what the fvck?! We dont know"
So he takes us down to this steel mill is, and there are little gnomes are and he asks them were his claw is, and they are terrified, so he gets the claw and takes me and a bunch of my friends to his house, the elm street house and he kills like most of them.
So im in his living room waiting to play some Gamecube with him. He said to stay cause he had to do something. He found jasons body in a crate near his house and i went out to look and this fvcker was terrified.. Jason wasnt alive though... then i woke up