What you going to do if the asteroid comes to Earth

Started by Tempe Brennan5 pages
Tempe Brennan Bones

Re: What you going to do if the asteroid comes to Earth

Originally posted by Furion
What would u do. It's comes near tomorrow.

Get drunk for the first time and go out in a blaze of glory. 😛

Furion Restricted

Smoke some weed so I would be half outta my mind when it would come.
SELLING ALL DRUGS! CLEARENCE SALE! EVERYTHING MUST GO!

Arachnid1 Senior Member

Originally posted by Furion
Smoke some weed so I would be half outta my mind when it would come.
SELLING ALL DRUGS! CLEARENCE SALE! EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Lol. A lot of good the money will do you when the asteriod hits.

Oh well. Dealing for life huh? 😛

Furion Restricted

Sneak into an R Rated Movie
Buy Porno
and most importantly
Figure out How the Hell does Uwe Boll keep getting to make movies.

Tempe Brennan Bones
Originally posted by Furion
Assassinate George Bush

Why didn't I think of that? You could everyone you wanted to and get away with it - but why kill him? Why not let the asteroid land on his head and squash his brains?

Arachnid1 Senior Member

I just thought of something. I want to jump off the highest sky scraper I could find just to see how its like, but that would be suicide and I don't want to go to hell when I'm just seconds away from the better choice.

Furion Restricted

Cause it would land on Uwe Boll instead.
Also I know a thing to do:
Blow up the Earth.
TEACH THAT SMARTASS METEOR IT CAN'T HAVE WHAT IT WANTS.

Southern_Rebel Modern Day Drifter
Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Why didn't I think of that? You could everyone you wanted to and get away with it - but why kill him? Why not let the asteroid land on his head and squash his brains?

Tie up Bush to an ICBM..and send that warhead straight to Bin Laden...oh hell yeah

Furion Restricted

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Tie up Bush to an ICBM..and send that warhead straight towards the Meteor

That one is better.

Sanctuary -

http://www.december212012.com/

Thoren Static Stance

lolpwnt.

Scythe The Goat

Re: What you going to do if the asteroid comes to Earth

Originally posted by Furion
What you going to do if the asteroid comes to Earth

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I'm gonna rob a casino, just to see i it is indeed impossible as they say.

Scythe The Goat

I like my answer better, hahaha!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

They say its IMPOSSIBLE....bullshit. I say with the right crew and enough luck, its entirely possible.

Scythe The Goat

Alright, just for that, I'm not letting you get drunk off my humps...

My lovely lady humps...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I am drunk on life right now, thank ya very much.

Reverend Axel Cummin Soon

Its supposed to pass by tonight at 3:33 AM ET biscuits

Its not going to hit. At least, that's what scientists/NASA says.

Scythe The Goat

Nerds
Always
Suck
Ass

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Never
A
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