What does Superman do?

Started by MightyEInherjar6 pages
Originally posted by Val
Disregarding the fact that the League could survive Earth's explosion, why the f[b]uck would he blow up the Earth anyway? [/B]

The same reason people punch walls/pillows/spouses when they're pissed?

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Even if Superman does lose...he could still have the satisfaction of killing Bruce Wayne with his bare hands...he is just human after all. Unless, Bruce is a coward...and would hide himself in a lead bunker somewhere.
Batman wouldnt let him get his hands on him. Supes cant touch him. They break out gold k-nite and Bruce kills him with his bare hands.

😖hifty:

Originally posted by batdude123
Hal dies too.
I hate you. 😐

Originally posted by MattDay
what series was it when superman went ape shit and ran through the whole jla and possibly fighting gl's as well... shit its in the respect thread guys, he'd snap... nuf sed!

Superman Red Glass

and to awnser the question

he would invesigate and if found out to be the truth he would bring all of them in to justice (not all at one time of course)

Takes a couple hour heart of the sun OWAW style dip....and then rapes everyone.

there are members on the jla that could single handly take out superman alone, all gathered together, they would rape him.

Originally posted by carver9
there are members on the jla that could single handly take out superman alone, all gathered together, they would rape him.

Only one member who could maybe take out supes solo...and thats only if supes doesnt want to ****ing kill them like he does here.

Originally posted by Hitman911
Honestly if he decides to take revenge, he would fail. WW stood toe-to-toe with a bloodlusted Kal. No way he's taking out two GL's or two Flashes. There's two much firepower here for Kal to realistically do anything but fly off into the sunset.

Originally posted by Mindship

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Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
The same reason people punch walls/pillows/spouses when they're pissed?

I'll ignore the spouse part. Superman isn't a wife beater. 😐

Part of the reason people punch walls and pillows is because it doesn't hurt anyone. Blowing up the Earth will probably hurt a few people.

Originally posted by Val
Superman isn't a wife beater. 😐

Then explain how he's able to have sex with her.

Originally posted by batdude123
Then explain how he's able to have sex with her.

HAHAHA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

FIVE STARS!

Originally posted by Val
HAHAHA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

FIVE STARS!

thankyou

if i was batman i would at least have stabbed him with kryptonite before i told him the bad news.

as for the battle, dc most likely would have supes kill all of them but then retcon it saying it was a nightmare or some test by *insert lame dc abstract here*.

but seriously, wtf is batman gonna do? he...is...*uckin.........screwwwwedd!

Originally posted by psycho gundam
but seriously, wtf is batman gonna do? he...is...*uckin.........screwwwwedd!

He would have a plan 131

LOOOOOOL @ batman tormenting superman with e-mails.

i can picture superman like old mister wilson, getting the emails and looking around all bewildered like "DENNISSSSS!"

Batman's a dick stoned

Originally posted by Inhuman
He would have a plan 131
He always has a plan. 😉

Originally posted by Inhuman
He would have a plan 131
against superman! lol dude, i have a comic where spider-man goes apeshit on the green goblin for.....something (harry Osborn). you know he was seeing stuff and and smashing everything. imagine the guy who you all claim can lift 65 quintillion tons can do.