Rambo Vs Punisher

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Rambo Vs Punisher

Fight in a jungle

Who wins?

Two crazy vietnam vets with hair-trigger tempers and an ungodly fixation with violence ?

Pretty much comes down to weapons.

Rambo took on the entire Russian army in Rambo 3 - with a bow and arrow. Punisher is going down in a ridiculously unrealistic way.

Me and my friend talk about this...

The way we rationalize it is really simple and rather foolish lol

Rambo has Four movies
Punisher has one(two if we count dolph's version)

Punisher has years of comic book stories
Rambo does not

You decide who wins hehe

I did this one b4 and my awnser is the same . Punisher would unload an army's worth of artillery into the direction of Rambo.

and all missing the mark (Rambo has some sort of anti get shot aura thing going on) and severly wonding Frank with his first shot with a bow & arrow made out of a shoe string and a tree branch, and his only arrow made out of a used chicken bone and leaves.

Originally posted by complexbrother
I did this one b4 and my awnser is the same . Punisher would unload an army's worth of artillery into the direction of Rambo.

and all missing the mark (Rambo has some sort of anti get shot aura thing going on) and severly wonding Frank with his first shot with a bow & arrow made out of a shoe string and a tree branch, and his only arrow made out of a used chicken bone and leaves.

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exactly right

Bump

It all depends on whose BS field is bigger. Does Rambo have that aura that turns the Punisher into an incompetent klutz that can't hit the proverbial broad side of the barn with a gunshot?

Weird Al Yankovic's Rambo parody from the movie, "UHF".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n1hKQULa9Y

kinda even fight on paper, but frank fought the russian. that is like all the rambo movies wrapped into one guy.

Bump 😛

Definitely Rambo.

Naw....

Frank beat Wolvie.

John Rambo could beat wolverine. If he cuts him up he'll just get out his sewing kit and patch hiimself up and then scream "You drew first blood"

First Blood Rambo pwns!

Any Rambo wins but First Blood is the only one that totally pwns Frank's arss. lol
Unless the John Rambo is actually half as good as they've hyped it up to be. Which it almost definitely isn't.

Either way I'm going to check it out this weekend. 😄

Originally posted by Entity
First Blood Rambo pwns!

Any Rambo wins but First Blood is the only one that totally pwns Frank's arss. lol
Unless the John Rambo is actually half as good as they've hyped it up to be. Which it almost definitely isn't.

Either way I'm going to check it out this weekend. 😄

Rambo decapitates a guy with either his fists or his knife.

The Movie will rock!

Originally posted by grey fox
Rambo decapitates a guy with either his fists or his knife.

[b]The Movie will rock! [/B]

I am pretty giddy to see John turn the torrent on the guy driving the jeep! 😱

Has anyone seen it?

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Has anyone seen it?

I saw it last weekend.....IT ROCKS!! I'm a fan of all of the Rambo films, and besides the first one, this new one is easily the next best one in the series. There's several things about it I really, really liked but I don't want to give any of them away for fear of ruining it for anyone who wasn't seen it yet, but go see it!!! Definately worth the price of admission!

Rambo is a 60 year old giant piece of bread dough with muscles under it...

😐