Fuzzy Hawkeye & Newjak Present: The Magical Mystery Tourney

Started by leonidas92 pages

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Clearly you're forgetting the tourneys before we had a post limit. 20 pages ftw!

This stuff is tiddly-winks in comparison....happily so, too, or else we'd never be able to find judges again.

awehermm

Leo, write like f-ing gangbusters.

damn it man, you're right! who the hell does smurph think he is!? he's not the boss of me! i'll write however much i want and smurph be damned! nwoot

Originally posted by leonidas
damn it man, you're right! who the hell does smurph think he is!? he's not the boss of me! i'll write however much i want and smurph be damned! nwoot
As long as you don't go over the pre-defined limit that is biscuits

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Clearly you're forgetting the tourneys before we had a post limit. 20 pages ftw!

This stuff is tiddly-winks in comparison....happily so, too, or else we'd never be able to find judges again.

awehermm

Leo, write like f-ing gangbusters.

Yeah... but you could cut out half the posts because it was all Long Pig's grand exxagerations or Nataku's insults.

Everytime Leo posts, it's an essay about how awesome he is and all the ideas he came up with, in detail, and how they'll win.

The summary of his post that he puts at the end is longer than most of the old-school tourney posts. Srsly.

ha-son

Originally posted by leonidas
damn it man, you're right! who the hell does smurph think he is!? he's not the boss of me! i'll write however much i want and smurph be damned! nwoot

It would be wise to write less. I'm judging your match this week. crackers

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Originally posted by Zeitgeist
it's an essay about how awesome he is

...sounds like my undergrad writing career.

.hae

Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Everytime Leo posts, it's an essay about how awesome he is and all the ideas he came up with, in detail, and how they'll win.ha-son

and? 😐

Luckily I don't suffer from attention deficit like my peers...

thank zod . . .

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wasn't bran the one itching to debate . . .? 😕

c'mon, man, eye of the tiger!!

Originally posted by illadelph12
Luckily I don't suffer from attention deficit like my peers...
I don't suffer from....

Oh pretty flashing Z shock

Somebody stole my Sarin trick from Delph's tourney... 🙂

for real? i though i was the first to use a sarin gas attack.

oh well, as far as lethal gases go, sarin is top ten.
you know your gases. 👆

I have the biggest fire hazard going ever... but at least I got the battery charging on my laptop...

The mother fudging wire was shooting sparks at me, and my hand felt weird afterwards.

Originally posted by leonidas
wasn't bran the one itching to debate . . .? 😕

c'mon, man, eye of the tiger!!

I can't when I don't have a computer.

"[and my hand felt weird afterwards]."

sorry to hear that. I hope your girlfriend gets better soon.
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Originally posted by psycho gundam
"[and my hand felt weird afterwards]."

sorry to hear that. I hope your girlfriend gets better soon.
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"Sometimes i like to sit on my hand until it gets numb and then masturbate. I call it the stranger."

Originally posted by psycho gundam
"[and my hand felt weird afterwards]."

sorry to hear that. I hope your girlfriend gets better soon.
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Wrong hand.

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Also, if that is my last post due to my laptop, I'd like to say sorry for giving you free points... ermm

At least I gave it a quick post effort (due to lack of mouse, and my battery charger lights flashing like they've never done before), but I'll try to be there for the rebuttal.

Anyway...

SHIT!

This pisses me off more than anything in recent memory. I have to risk a massive fire hazard just to have my computer working long enough to write a post, and that's only if it does work.
This tourney could have been over, had it gone according to plan... then I wouldn't have to worry about it... I blame Trick.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I have to risk a massive fire hazard just to have my computer working long enough to write a post, and that's only if it does work.

THAT's WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! it's that kind of dedication and commitment that makes you one of the fan faves, man!! fire be damned!

This tourney could have been over, had it gone according to plan... then I wouldn't have to worry about it... I blame Trick.

the words 'blame' and 'trick' are redundant. 😐

Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Somebody stole my Sarin trick from Delph's tourney... 🙂

Originally posted by psycho gundam
for real? i though i was the first to use a sarin gas attack.

oh well, as far as lethal gases go, sarin is top ten.
you know your gases. 👆

gases? pfft...

i come from the jack o'neill school of debating: if in doubt, blow it the f*ck up...

also, how many posts do we have per match?

Originally posted by Raoul
gases? pfft...

i come from the jack o'neill school of debating: if in doubt, blow it the f*ck up...

also, how many posts do we have per match?


more people died in the holocaust due to gas than the people that died
by the fat man and little boy bombs. 😉