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X always does it for me;

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Why the hell would vibrating your hand really fast be an example of reflexes? It's not. You're moving, you're not reacting to a movement.

Why the hell would rotating your hand in a miniscule range of motion once upon a time even be relevant to swinging a punch? It isn't, they're not analogous motions.

Why the hell would the false extrapolated conclusion that being able to swing a punch at c/10,000 even be relevant to a fight against someone who moves can move at least 10,000× faster anyway and actually has corresponding reflexes? It's not, it's just a filibuster.

Why the hell would anyone think Hulk, whom someone like Spider-Man can be pretty plausibly depicted as dancing around him, can handle someone infinitely faster? Stupidity.

But Flash is obviously screwed, as Hulk will clearly be spinning around like Taz from Looney Toons firing off his magic Oan energy blasts, while concurrently warping time and space around him with his hitherto unknown Starheart powers to render Flash motionless and all his other abilities null.

Meanwhile:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=425959&pagenumber=1
Lulz.

Originally posted by Citizen V
Please don't, it's painful enough when I read your posts the first time around.

Either cause you don't have your reading glasses on, or it's just natural for you crazy tea-sipping brits to have literacy problems. Need I bring up my old friend Hercules? Who had other issues as well, and clearly you do too, for it's all to apparent that someone pissed in your cornflakes smilefist . Now do me a favor and run to the dentist, along with the rest of your gingivitis plagued nation, and put your glasses on. Kthx Old Bean. 🙂

Now I may not be a big city lawyer, but You'd think it being the 21st Century and all, your nation would have gotten over Plagues...

Val

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Originally posted by Capt Spaulding
Either cause you don't have your reading glasses on, or it's just natural for you crazy tea-sipping brits to have literacy problems. Need I bring up my old friend Hercules? Who had other issues as well, and clearly you do too, for it's all to apparent that someone pissed in your cornflakes smilefist . Now do me a favor and run to the dentist, along with the rest of your gingivitis plagued nation, and put your glasses on. Kthx Old Bean. 🙂

Now I may not be a big city lawyer, but You'd think it being the 21st Century and all, your nation would have gotten over Plagues...

barker

Well that was a sorry attempt at ownage, to say the least.

Originally posted by Capt Spaulding
Either cause you don't have your reading glasses on, or it's just natural for you crazy tea-sipping brits to have literacy problems. Need I bring up my old friend Hercules? Who had other issues as well, and clearly you do too, for it's all to apparent that someone pissed in your cornflakes smilefist . Now do me a favor and run to the dentist, along with the rest of your gingivitis plagued nation, and put your glasses on. Kthx Old Bean. 🙂

Now I may not be a big city lawyer, but You'd think it being the 21st Century and all, your nation would have gotten over Plagues...

Are you trying to prove my point for me? 😬

Originally posted by Soljer
Quote a post which is funny, weird, or just off the charts from any Comic Book Forum thread. Also quote any good ownage or pwnage posts. If possible, cite the thread and give a brief explanation of the context of the post. Please, lets keep them clean and no member bashing.

Originally posted by Citizen V
Are you trying to prove my point for me? 😬

Originally posted by Citizen V
Are you trying to prove my point for me? 😬

lulz, not really, and I kinda figured I wouldn't be able to bait you either. But I attempted...Why aren't you on MSN anymore, or are you just on when i'm not on mhmm

Had to...

Originally posted by Katsu
When you know of the occult, it is obvious:

George Lucas movies are used for Monarch Mind Control programming. They implant these movies as "realities" in alters. Alters are created by splitting a persons mind using torture, perfected by Josef Mengele aka Dr. Green in WOII concentration camps. George Lucas movies are also filled with New Age religion/philosophy/occult symbolism.

CBS is Columbia Broadcasting Systems. Columba is an 'Aphrodite' goddess which symbolises the negative, death and destruction, aspects of the female energy. We also have British Columbia, Columbia Pictures, Columbia University, the Space Shuttle Columbia, and District of Columbia. The logos of these Columbia organisations: Columbia Pictures has the lady holding the lighted torch, Columbia University has the lighted torch, and CBS uses the all seeing eye. Pure occult symbolism here.

AOL Online has the pyramid + the all seeing eye in the logo, that is no coincidence, occult coincidence alright. The owner of AOL is Rupert Murdoch, a well known Illuminati and big buddies with the Rothschild bloodline.

This occult symbolism is in our face 24-7. Its basically telling us how stupid we are for not seeing it.

Surfer vs Thor... 😆

Originally posted by Papa Smurph
I've always wondered

despite Thor having proven himself to be more powerful then Surfer on multiple occasions

Surfer draining Superman has always been a factor in their fights

why isn't Thor draining Surfer of his power cosmic a factor in this one?

Thor 10/10 though.

Thor just has Surfer's number.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Had to...

Originally posted by Capt Spaulding
lulz, not really, and I kinda figured I wouldn't be able to bait you either. But I attempted...Why aren't you on MSN anymore, or are you just on when i'm not on mhmm

Probably, I need to sleep nowadays, seeing as I actually work now.

Originally posted by Juntai
Did that dude just try to say Rupert Murdoch owns TIME/WARNER? Because that's simply not true.

Nvr classic ...

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl

I run a company.
I just had dinner with the govenor.
I just did an interview on a local station at the last minute.
I've sang in front of the president.
I've fought Thugs in the hood.
Argued with racist teachers for better grades.
Been openly gay in school, work, the hood,
and even str8 bars and you tell me I"m a coward.
I've got spades of courage.
You are nothing. Less than actually to me. You know nothing of real courage. Look a racist cop in the face while driving a luxury car
and then you'll know something about courage. Bytch.

I don't know what to say ... gogogaga, I guess.

Originally posted by Capt Spaulding
Either cause you don't have your reading glasses on, or it's just natural for you crazy tea-sipping brits to have literacy problems. Need I bring up my old friend Hercules? Who had other issues as well, and clearly you do too, for it's all to apparent that someone pissed in your cornflakes smilefist . Now do me a favor and run to the dentist, along with the rest of your gingivitis plagued nation, and put your glasses on. Kthx Old Bean. 🙂

Now I may not be a big city lawyer, but You'd think it being the 21st Century and all, your nation would have gotten over Plagues...

I don't appreciate Stereotyping, especially nonsensical stereotyping!

Racism is wrong, unless you are insulting the French ✅

And the only comment there that was true, was that we Brits urinate in each others cornflakes.

I found this one interesting...

[QUOTE=10169323]Originally posted by blackwarrior
[B]You the moron fool. Big on name calling on this forum I would love to hear that face to face. You gutless anally retentive fecking idiot.

Originally posted by Mr Master
Nvr classic ...
I don't know what to say ... gogogaga, I guess.

I was looking for that one 🙂

Originally posted by CaptainStoic
I thought Gladiator was on Pre Crisis Superman's level. At least he was meant to be, and was written as such.

😂

CS isn't that bright.

Originally posted by Faceman
I found this one interesting...

[QUOTE=10169323]Originally posted by blackwarrior
[B]You the moron fool. Big on name calling on this forum I would love to hear that face to face. You gutless anally retentive fecking idiot.