Being Black
Why I chose to be Black
Being a nigga kicks ass. Serious, it does. Ask any black man you know, and they'd all be up in your face like "Fo' Shizzle ma Nizzle" which, in my people's language means "For sure, my ******". Being a nigga is hard work though, you got to respect your brother no matter what shit they do. Crazy nigga do some wack shit like OJ and I'd be all "Nigga is innocence". There are some pretty smart niggas too which is why I choose to be one. Malcolm X is like a black Jesus. Also, we're more efficient. I mean you crackahead white ****a ass bitches have a white commander-in-chief and ***** is doing nothing in Iraq. Send the mother****ing Black Panthers in Iraq nigga set up shop in a week. We ruthless, hot, ****ing cool as ****ing ice, and white ***** no it. So respect my brother (especially Mclovin'😉 or I'll busta cap in yo ass, ****in' crackas.