****ing women

Alright so I'm all hanging out with my friends in the record store and some ***** texts my friends and is all "One of your friend's a wanker.". My friend replied with "Who?" and he got "Damiano you n00b!", He was all then "Hey Damien, this chick I know is all calling you a wanker" and I'm like "Huh? What? Who is she?" and he's all "Kayla" and then I'm all "Woah, I don't even know a ***** name Kayla.". Then this ***** is getting all sweet with my homeslice and is like "Meet us up at Darling Harbor" not knowing I was hanging with him.

Anyway we ended up at the harbor and the ***** was acting like she sent no text message. So then I was all to my friend "Yo Shaun, can I borrow your phone, I need to text my mom, I'm out of credit." and he's all "Lol, okay mate.". So I get the phone and am all "Oh, what's this? I'm a wanker? Fancy that, why would you call me that!?" and she's all "You didn't say hi to me that one time" and I'm all "*****, you don't know me, ****, maybe I was shy or some shit." and she was all "Well etc etc etc" and then I'm like "Yeah mate, you fail.". Then like 15 minutes after leaving them she gets her friend to call my friend to tell me I'm a dickhead in Italian and I'm all "Whatever this ***** is a ****ing fail. haermm". So, really why do chicks get big dicks if a dude ignores an ugmo chick with no personality?

Forget them, just go gay. laughcry

agreed, or turn the lights out, shag them, then boot them.

Why turn off the lights?

In case she is oogly.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
In case she is oogly.

You mean him. shocklaugh

I wouldn't touch the woman. I have taste. haermm

Originally posted by Strangelove

It's like two paragraphs!

Originally posted by Kram3r
It's like two paragraphs!

Originally posted by Strangelove

He was a shit SoS. haermm

Hahaha, keyword ugmo!

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, keyword ugmo!

That's trademarked. haermm

Girls are 'tards haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
Girls are 'tards haermm

I agree, most of them are. haermm

Guys are too. haermm Need a third gender plz!

Originally posted by Roulette
Guys are too. haermm Need a third gender plz!

With both the penis and vagina? That would be gross and interesting at the same time. haermm

Sheep are apparently great listeners; it's not a new gender, but it's a start.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I wouldn't touch the woman. I have taste. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Alright so I'm all hanging out with my friends in the record store and some ***** texts my friends and is all "One of your friend's a wanker.". My friend replied with "Who?" and he got "Damiano you n00b!", He was all then "Hey Damien, this chick I know is all calling you a wanker" and I'm like "Huh? What? Who is she?" and he's all "Kayla" and then I'm all "Woah, I don't even know a ***** name Kayla.". Then this ***** is getting all sweet with my homeslice and is like "Meet us up at Darling Harbor" not knowing I was hanging with him.

Anyway we ended up at the harbor and the ***** was acting like she sent no text message. So then I was all to my friend "Yo Shaun, can I borrow your phone, I need to text my mom, I'm out of credit." and he's all "Lol, okay mate.". So I get the phone and am all "Oh, what's this? I'm a wanker? Fancy that, why would you call me that!?" and she's all "You didn't say hi to me that one time" and I'm all "*****, you don't know me, ****, maybe I was shy or some shit." and she was all "Well etc etc etc" and then I'm like "Yeah mate, you fail.". Then like 15 minutes after leaving them she gets her friend to call my friend to tell me I'm a dickhead in Italian and I'm all "Whatever this ***** is a ****ing fail. haermm". So, really why do chicks get big dicks if a dude ignores an ugmo chick with no personality?

Wow she insulted you in italian.

What a brutta