Jobs that would suit heroes ?

Originally posted by batdude123
I was being sarcastic.

And anyway your hand would vaporize the instant before it touched his face. uhuh

no shit...😛

obviously... 😐

Originally posted by batdude123
Go ahead and try it. Don't come crying to me when your nuts explode.

Remember I even got you to say this

😖hifty:

Originally posted by Newjak
I'm above Batman

Remember I even got you to say this

😖hifty:

What I say doesn't change the fact that Batman is the supreme being.

Batman - billionare playboy
Superman - reporter
MM - detective
Flash (Wally) - automechanic
BruceBanner - physicist
Xavier - creepy human rights activist

Oh wait . . .

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Batman - billionare playboy
Superman - reporter
MM - detective
Flash (Wally) - automechanic
BruceBanner - physicist
Xavier - creepy human rights activist

Oh wait . . .

I see what you did there

😖hifty:

Originally posted by batdude123
What I say doesn't change the fact that Batman is the supreme being.

Heck I got you to admit that Batman was only worth one Omniverse 😛

Originally posted by Inhuman
Flash - Pizza Delivery guy

Or rather Jimmy Johns. Because Pizza still needs cooking time.
He could run a whole Jimmy Johns himself.

Originally posted by Juntai
😎

Or rather Jimmy Johns. Because Pizza still needs cooking time.
He could run a whole Jimmy Johns himself.

Couldn't flash theoretically friction burn the Pizzas to cooking temperature ?

Lex Luthor for President.

Thor = Bouncer
Punisher = S.W.A.T. member
Batman = Lawyer
Spiderman= Scientist
Ironfist= Karate instructor
Wonderman = Body Builder

Luke Cage- Bodyguard
Wolverine-Tracker
Spiderman- Circus performer
Storm-Meteorologist
Iron Fist-Martial arts teacher

Originally posted by starlock
Luke Cage- Bodyguard
Wolverine-Tracker
Spiderman- Circus performer
Storm-Meteorologist
Iron Fist-Martial arts teacher

That would be the perfect job for Storm... 😄

Originally posted by Galan007
Reed - porn.

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Actually Superskrull would probably be better at it, since he can combine the "rock-hard" powers of the Thing with Mr. Fantastic... 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Kutulu
Actually Superskrull would probably be better at it, since he can combine the "rock-hard" powers of the Thing with Mr. Fantastic... 😮‍💨

Flame On! naughty

Sentry - Blowjobs

Hank Pym could be a pimp.

Could be?

Is.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Flash - Pizza Delivery guy

Frank Castle: Stand-up Comedian?

Joker-Manager of a party supplies store

Originally posted by Newjak
Sure it does.

Heck I got you to admit that Batman was only worth one Omniverse 😛

Omniverse>Anything.