Who would you ask to be your Valentine’s

Originally posted by llagrok
You lookin' to start a fight....son? uhuh

😂 son?

Originally posted by invisiblewoman
whats so funny about that? 😂

😛

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
But what a way to go

Death by Snu Snu

👆

Originally posted by pr1983
😂 son?

He wants you to call him "daddy".

Not that I would know or anything.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
He wants you to call him "daddy".

Not that I would know or anything.

i think i was happier not knowing... ha-son

Originally posted by invisiblewoman
this comment reminds me of a scene from the movie when harry met sally

have you ever seen that?

Most of my favorite female characters I'd be afraid of. ermm

Domino, Elektra, Gamora.

Best to go with the non-powered chicas. MJ's technically free nowadays anyways.

colleen wing, i suppose

Originally posted by Disappear
colleen wing, i suppose

Amen

Mystique would be hot to be with.....she could any celeb. you wanted her to be.

Originally posted by SmurphSmash!
Most of my favorite female characters I'd be afraid of. ermm

MJ's technically free nowadays anyways.

What a slu t!

Originally posted by Endrict Nuul
Mystique would be hot to be with.....she could any celeb. you wanted her to be.

Yeah she could cycle between Brooke Burke, Jessica Alba and Kate Bekinsdale. 😱

Originally posted by Kutulu
Yeah she could cycle between Brooke Burke, Jessica Alba and Kate Bekinsdale. 😱

Then in the middle of a hot session of love making she could turn into Blob or Logan just to mess with you.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Then in the middle of a hot session of love making she could turn into Blob or Logan just to mess with you.

yeah if i was a guy i wouldnt want a woman who could turn into a guy bigger than me . . . .

Death of the Endless or Psylocke.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
I can claim to be a muslim and take her as my wife.

This joke was head of its time.