A question for the ladies

I'd give her a bundle. I mean why one? You just look cheep. laughcry

Besides when girls get bundle, they get to show all their friends and she'll get attention. You never see the girl with one flower get any attention do you? No, you don;t. laughcry

dont forget the teddy bear and chocolate(s) ermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
dont forget the teddy bear and chocolate(s) ermm

Knowing cheep ass Itzak with his ONE rose, he'll get her a used teddy bear and one chocolate. laughcry

1. buy a bushel of roses
2. hold roses waist high, have cock inside bushel of roses, let girlfriend grab the bushel
3. ???????
4. Profit

just give her a bundle of penises biscuits

Originally posted by Röland
1. buy a bushel of roses
2. hold roses waist high, have cock inside bushel of roses, let girlfriend grab the bushel
3. ???????
4. Profit

Smartest white man I know.

Originally posted by McLovin
Smartest white man I know.

Originally posted by mitchum
I said no offense.

Yeah, okay, so how does saying "no offense" explain anything or get you off the hook for acting like an ass?

You get use to it

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, okay, so how does saying "no offense" explain anything or get you off the hook for acting like an ass?

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, okay, so how does saying "no offense" explain anything or get you off the hook for acting like an ass?

It's ok, Lana.

Mitchum is a few fries short of a happy meal.

um... compromise?

Buy a bunch of roses, and when your about to give it to her, pick out the best one and throw the rest away, and tell her she only deserves the best. This way you don't look as cheap and you'll make her feel that tiny bit more special with a single rose. srug

Originally posted by Leo.M
I'd give her a bundle. I mean why one? You just look cheep. laughcry

Besides when girls get bundle, they get to show all their friends and she'll get attention. You never see the girl with one flower get any attention do you? No, you don;t. laughcry

Originally posted by mitchum
Well, it means don't take any offense to what I said.

If you don't want people to take offense to what you say, then maybe you shouldn't say offensive things. Saying "no offense" is basically saying "I'm about to be as big a shithead as possible".

If you say "No offence, but your argument is really stupid.", it's not necessarily meant to offend, just standing an honest opinion.

ANYWAY, why assume roses are the one option? It shouldn't be "How many roses does she want?", it should be "Wait, does she even like roses?".

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
If you say "No offence, but your argument is really stupid.", it's not necessarily meant to offend, just standing an honest opinion.

ANYWAY, why assume roses are the one option? It shouldn't be "How many roses does she want?", it should be "Wait, does she even like roses?".

-AC

Too bad that's not the case?

I'm just curious how me saying I'd prefer one rose, not red, over a bunch of them makes me whore. That makes no ****ing sense whatsoever.

Agreed on the second part, though. There are other flowers than roses, damnit 😛

Just hit her.

Originally posted by BackFire
Just hit her.

😂 Yeah, girls need a good beating every now and then.

Originally posted by Roulette
😂 Yeah, girls need a good beating every now and then.

You're cruising for a bruising.

Originally posted by BackFire
You're cruising for a bruising.

Haha, of course! I love that shit!