I have a new name for Hell..........

................and that name is Chuck E. Cheese's.

Today, Raeann and I went to Cheese's with our daughter, and met up with Raeann's mother and her niece and nephews. The first half hour was bearable, since I ate pizza and sat comfortably. Then things got annoying since there where dozens of kids running around all hopped up on soda and ice cream and the like. I was waiting in line for 5 minutes because I wanted to ride this cool driving simulator car game, and when it came my turn, some snot-nosed little shit tried to push past me and go. Of course, he started crying, but I didn't give a damn. I dont f*ck around when it comes to video games. After that, the constant screaming and shouting of all these little bastards in the restaurant started to give me a headache. I wish they served alcohol in that place.

I think I'll get that vasectomy now.

I hope you don't get sick from the pizza.

That place is terrible.

My parents never took me there. Now I know why. haermm

The pizza wasn't too bad, actually.

did you have that little vein poking out of your forehead?

Yeah, but only because I suck at Skee Ball. I must have spent 5 dollars an that damn game.

They used to have this animatronic Elvis at mine, and it scared the sh*t outa me. I wouldn't even go in the room he was in, and would cry if I was made to.

There were other animatronic things on a wall that sang in a different room too. I could tolerate them but always felt uneasy.

That place sucks

Dude, don't get me started on the goofy f*cking music I had to endure........

I would have went to Mooby Burger.

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER YEH!

I took my sister their once because she did well on a report card. She was six at the time, and she said.

" This place stinks. Now i know why you tried to talk me out of it. "

Originally posted by Impediment
The pizza wasn't too bad, actually.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I would have went to Mooby Burger.

I wish we had one. I'd totally go for the Cow Tipper!

Mooby the Cow. 😂 I just watched Dogma last night.

This is why man invented automatics. eatermm

I prefer a wheel gun.

I remember when it used to be called Showbiz Pizza.

Originally posted by Impediment
I remember when it used to be called Showbiz Pizza.

Me too 😛

We went there in November for my little sister's 6th birthday and I was pissed, they used to have the Star Wars arcade game there and they got rid of it.

Originally posted by Impediment
I remember when it used to be called Showbiz Pizza.