Anyone here think they have an extra special ability?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What?

The "r" is right next to the "t" on the keyboard. He meant to say ....."shit out a pair of pants."

shit, shit my pants? I'm Superman then.

Originally posted by dadudemon
The "r" is right next to the "t" on the keyboard. He meant to say ....."shit out a pair of pants."

Uh...no. Just regular shit.

I can make humans by implanting eggs in women

i used to be able to feal some pretty wierd things. nowadays, it mostly screwed up things. i have really bad karma. other than that, zit, nuthing, im tooooooo average.

I can fart the Pledge of Allegiance.

The Power to gain other abilities.

😉

I can sleep like nobodies business.

im able to control people just using my eyes?????

got my super strength

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can sleep like nobodies business.

me too 😂

i can sit patiently and read/play games/write all while listening to music[unless i need to concentrate on the game]

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth, only I can tie it so tight I actually split the atoms inside my mouth creating anti-matter.

How YOU doin'?

I can give a perfectly good computer a virus in seconds.