I have a machete, two axes, a samurai sword, a teutonic knight sword, an 1873 peacemaker, some super glue and a lot of christmas wrapping paper soooo... I'm semi-screwed. I have the grass on the lawn so high that you couldnt tell there was a house there so that might be a bonus. plus my house is such a shitty mess they would see it and say well **** that...