How does Uwe Boll do it?

He will be a director and writer for all these projects:

BloodRayne 3 (2009) (in production)
Sabotage 1943 (2009) (in production)
Legend: Hand of God (2010) (announced)
Zombie Massacre (2010) (pre-production)
Far Cry (2008) (post-production)
Tunnel Rats (2008) (post-production)

Somewhere in some far land a struggling film maker is in tears.

I'm wondering why is he doing another Bloodrayne film. The first one was horrible, even though I like Kristanna Loken. These other films seem OK, but I hope the plots are decent.

All those movies seem to be original Sc-Fi channel productions. It probably take him a month to do each. He'll be done with them by the summer.

The German's who invest in his films are allowed to use that investment as a tax write-off, it's some silly German tax law. If you want to make a shit film, go to Germany for the funding.

Have you seen the Far Cry trailer, now thats one shitty movie, Uwe Boll is a legend

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
He will be a director and writer for all these projects:

Somewhere in some far land a struggling film maker is in tears.

He must have a Hoover mouth, is all I can say.

Originally posted by Aizen
Have you seen the Far Cry trailer, now thats one shitty movie, Uwe Boll is a legend

The movie looks shitty indeed. Even with a $30 mil. budget!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
He will be a director and writer for all these projects:

Somewhere in some far land a struggling film maker is in tears.

With sex?

Don't make me picture him naked.

Obviously the fella hasn't heard of artistic merit. All those struggling film makers probably turned them down.

hmm...this seems to be a good one..hope to see this...

Originally posted by JediSamuraiMRB
These other films seem OK, but I hope the plots are decent.

Originally posted by Rajendra
hmm...this seems to be a good one..hope to see this...

😆

You guys are imbeciles of magnanimous proportions!

http://www.movieset.com/postal/news/uwe-boll-breaks-his-brief-silence,-speaks-out-on-internet-petition

The guy can't take a joke...wow...

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
http://www.movieset.com/postal/news/uwe-boll-breaks-his-brief-silence,-speaks-out-on-internet-petition

The guy can't take a joke...wow...

😂 Awesome!

His movies are so bad, I mean how he f*cks up some of his movies is beyond me. Sure a lot of Video game to movie adaptions suck, but Uwe Boll's are on another (lower) level, I mean most the work is done for him!

You guys seen Alone in the Dark? Just might be the worst movie I've ever seen.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
http://www.movieset.com/postal/news/uwe-boll-breaks-his-brief-silence,-speaks-out-on-internet-petition

The guy can't take a joke...wow...

I actually like him now after watching that.

I love the line about George-Clooney-social-critique-bullsh*t, the one about Eli Roth making the same sh*tty movies again and again and the cracker about Michael Bay. Seriously, I'd love to listen to this guy on his soapbox a bit more; if he ever fails making poor films (let's face it, there is a market for them) then he has a surefire job as a critic for the Daily Mail.

He seems interesting enough, and hey, at least he's making movies and has some sort of fan base. I only saw Bloodrayne. I watched ten minutes of it, fast forwarded it to the sex scene, then turned it off it was so bad.

Only one I've seen is House of the Dead and it was dreadful really, but it has a lot of comic value if you can handle the quality.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
He seems interesting enough, and hey, at least he's making movies and has some sort of fan base. I only saw Bloodrayne. I watched ten minutes of it, fast forwarded it to the sex scene, then turned it off it was so bad.

I didn't even last 10 minutes with BloodRayne.

Genius...

I bought the House of the Dead on dvd when it first came out, this was before everyone was calling him the worst film maker ever. It was second hand though so didn't waste a lot of money... Forgive me.

Isn't there another petition going for people who want him to continue making movies, so if that one gets more than the original to stop him then he will carry on?