I don't get it. (Or, a good part of what is wrong with America.)

would you like to be served with some earl gray accompanied by some redcurrant and cream crumpets?

Will there be waffles at noon...?

Sounds good to me.

*Breaks glass and puts it in the Earl Grey, stuffs dog turd in the crumpets, and wipes the waffles where the sun don't shine in an effort to reduce the civility in the thread*

Sadako is cooking!

*Reminded of that, checks clock, pulls out pubes and sprinkles them all over the remains of the Dogshit Crumpets and the Earl Grey, then burns some of them, leaving the smell of singe'd hair in the thread*

Cant be getting tooooooooooooo civilised in here...

*Throws bucket of Monkee Diahorrea over the last Teacake of good taste for good measure*

Ah.... Mind if I just serve?

Not at all.

🙂

Good!

Come and get it!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*Reminded of that, checks clock, pulls out pubes and sprinkles them all over the remains of the Dogshit Crumpets and the Earl Grey, then burns some of them, leaving the smell of singe'd hair in the thread*

Cant be getting tooooooooooooo civilised in here...

*Throws bucket of Monkee Diahorrea over the last Teacake of good taste for good measure*

OMG!!! That sounds delicious....that shit taste probably is just exquisite.

Here, have a taste.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It is, isn't it?

N-no? Wait, yes. Damn you.

Too late. 😉

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
At least his threads don't die after like six posts.

neither do mine. plus i couldnt give a shit

Originally posted by Deano
zeals threads automatically fail

WOW! We actually agree on something. 😱

ZEAL ARE YOU EVEN AMERICAN? or are you just one of those muslim extreamists straped to a bomb? and furthermore how the **** are you gona go buy a youtube video and claim thats america? before you post threads and bull shit you might need to do a lil american history class. now shut the **** up and go blow your family up

Language.

Originally posted by P23
ZEAL ARE YOU EVEN AMERICAN? or are you just one of those muslim extreamists straped to a bomb? and furthermore how the **** are you gona go buy a youtube video and claim thats america? before you post threads and bull shit you might need to do a lil american history class. now shut the **** up and go blow your family up

Oh, Zeal is anything but Muslim but other then that your post seems accurate!

Originally posted by P23
ZEAL ARE YOU EVEN AMERICAN? or are you just one of those muslim extreamists straped to a bomb? and furthermore how the **** are you gona go buy a youtube video and claim thats america? before you post threads and bull shit you might need to do a lil american history class. now shut the **** up and go blow your family up

Originally posted by queeq
Language.