Full-confidence Gladiator versus Classic Juggernaut
Juggernaut has been drinking at a bar for 3 straight days when Gladiator enters. Juggs busts out laughing uncontrollably so hard that he snort beer out of his nostrils. Gladiator is perturbed.
Glads: What are you laughing at, human.
Juggs: Ha ha ha, sorry, haha, can't control myself, hee hee, that stupid looking thing on your head ahahahah hahaha....
Glads: FOOL! You dare mock the hairstyle of an IMPERIAL GUARD!
Juggs: ha ha Sorry buddy... he ha but your 'hairstyle' is ridiculous and stoopid looking hahahah
Glads: Insolent fool, you get one breath to utter an apology before I send you on a one way trip to Jupiter!
Juggs: WHY I OUGHTA RIP THE GRASS OUFFA YOUR DOME!
Juggs chugs his mug full o ale and bumrushes a pissed off Gladiator and the fight begins!
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