Who gets the stroking?

Started by Soljer4 pages

Who gets the cockstroke?

Here, please tell us who, in your opinion, is most deserving of the next wide-spanning cockstroke event and why. For what should be wholly obvious reasons "Black Adam" and "Hulk" are unacceptable answers.

Re: Who gets the cockstroke?

Originally posted by Soljer
Here, please tell us who, in your opinion, is most deserving of the next wide-spanning cockstroke event and why. For what should be wholly obvious reasons "Black Adam" and "Hulk" are unacceptable answers.

Mysterio, seriously. 😉

Taskmaster.

He's a very good villain concept, IMO of course, but has been turned into a joke. A mini turning him into a serious threat (maybe a slight speed and strength amp to start with) would be really cool.

Elders of the Universe

On a certain level they need feats so that it's possible to see where they actually rank in cosmic terms nowadays. But they also need development, just because they are defined by their obsessions doesn't mean they can't have personalities. Bringing them together for an Annihilation type event would have to be handled carefully but I think that it could be done very well (and put some heralds and such in their place, lol)

Juntai.

😄

preferably someone who doesn't have a penis ✅

I think Nightwing is vastly underrated ✅

juggernaut,being as bad ass as possible and using all his potentail and powers.

Originally posted by willRules
preferably someone who doesn't have a penis ✅

I think Nightwing is vastly underrated ✅

. . .

I can't tell if that was an accident or if you just really don't like Nightwing.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
. . .

I can't tell if that was an accident or if you just really don't like Nightwing.

Those two statements were unrelated and should be interpreted so 😄

You mean Darkseid?

Originally posted by Bentley
You mean Darkseid?

Countdown.........not to mention Grant Morrison&Geoff Johns are writing Final Crisis, and they outright said the new gods are going to be shown on a scale ere-to never-before-seen.

I'd personally go with Black Bolt. After the disaster of Bendis's retcon, most of his feats got tossed out. He needs a big event to re-establish himself as an uber badass.

Re: Who gets the cockstroke?

Originally posted by Soljer
Here, please tell us who, in your opinion, is most deserving of the next wide-spanning cockstroke event and why. For what should be wholly obvious reasons "Black Adam" and "Hulk" are unacceptable answers.

Nice thread title by the way... 😘

Juggernaut, why cause they finally got him repowered now it's time for him to just lay the smack down on some heroes again.

Even if all the event is Cain basically beating up a different hero while trying to get a beer.

Actually that is more plausible then I originally thought.

I'd like Captain Marvel (Billy) and Thor to show there powers.

Edited the thread title.

😛

Originally posted by Juntai
Juntai.

😄

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I'd personally go with Black Bolt. After the disaster of Bendis's retcon, most of his feats got tossed out. He needs a big event to re-establish himself as an uber badass.

Champion.....really really badly.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Champion.....really really badly.
😂

No. 😐

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Also, I'm going to stroke the shit out of Darkseid... for obvious reasons.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
😂

No. 😐

Wow that was a suprise. 🙄

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Wow that was a suprise. 🙄
I know.

However, the only thing Champ deserves is a cameo appearance loss... like his whole history...