Not that it matters to anyone, but...

When I was at a nearby convenience store (I went there to purchase an icecream sandwich) I saw these two girls pull up in a Pontiac I think it was. I wasn't looking at the damn car anyway. One came out, she was light skinned, and had nice ass and the whole nine. I'm not usually into bright skinned girls, I'm more into smooth dark chocolate girls, but I digress. So the other came out and I was completely blown away. I usually don't gawk or drool over sexy girls, but she took the cake and the ****ing cider. She was light skinned with a beautiful face and she had on these white hotpants. You could see a part of her yellow ass and her cameltoe. Her legs were flawless. Not a scuff or a scar was on them. I had to wait in my car for her to come back out of the store just to see her fine ass again. Maybe I need to get out more, but this girl was one of the finest girls I've ever seen. That's the kind of girl you'd have to beat niggas down for. I wish I could have taken a pic, but I was already acting creepy enough. Whew! I had to tell someone. 😄

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I had to wait in my car for her to come back out of the store just to see her fine ass again.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
When I was at a nearby convenience store (I went there to purchase an icecream sandwich) I saw these two girls pull up in a Pontiac I think it was. I wasn't looking at the damn car anyway. One came out, she was light skinned, and had nice ass and the whole nine. I'm not usually into bright skinned girls, I'm more into smooth dark chocolate girls, but I digress. So the other came out and I was completely blown away. I usually don't gawk or drool over sexy girls, but she took the cake and the ****ing cider. She was light skinned with a beautiful face and she had on these white hotpants. You could see a part of her yellow ass and her cameltoe. Her legs were flawless. Not a scuff or a scar was on them. I had to wait in my car for her to come back out of the store just to see her fine ass again. Maybe I need to get out more, but this girl was one of the finest girls I've ever seen. That's the kind of girl you'd have to beat niggas down for. I wish I could have taken a pic, but I was already acting creepy enough. Whew! I had to tell someone. 😄

You didn't bag?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You didn't bag?

Bro, did not read the entire thing? I wouldn't have a fuc.king chance with a girl like that. Not many people I know would.

I don't get it. I didn't read, though.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Bro, did not read the entire thing? I wouldn't have a fuc.king chance with a girl like that. Not many people I know would.

I seemmm

i may be gay
but i find that funny 😛

Umm.. cool.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I don't get it. I didn't read, though.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
When I was at a nearby convenience store (I went there to purchase an icecream sandwich) I saw these two girls pull up in a Pontiac I think it was. I wasn't looking at the damn car anyway. One came out, she was light skinned, and had nice ass and the whole nine. I'm not usually into bright skinned girls, I'm more into smooth dark chocolate girls, but I digress. So the other came out and I was completely blown away. I usually don't gawk or drool over sexy girls, but she took the cake and the ****ing cider. She was light skinned with a beautiful face and she had on these white hotpants. You could see a part of her yellow ass and her cameltoe. Her legs were flawless. Not a scuff or a scar was on them. I had to wait in my car for her to come back out of the store just to see her fine ass again. Maybe I need to get out more, but this girl was one of the finest girls I've ever seen. That's the kind of girl you'd have to beat niggas down for. I wish I could have taken a pic, but I was already acting creepy enough. Whew! I had to tell someone. 😄

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Bro, did not read the entire thing? I wouldn't have a fuc.king chance with a girl like that. Not many people I know would.

There is no try.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There is no try.

Astigmatism?

Goku, you should've smacked her ass then ran away like a mo' fo'.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's better to try and fail than to....no...actually that would just make you a loser. Nevermind.

😂 Truly inspiring.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
When I was at a nearby convenience store (I went there to purchase an icecream sandwich) I saw these two girls pull up in a Pontiac I think it was. I wasn't looking at the damn car anyway. One came out, she was light skinned, and had nice ass and the whole nine. I'm not usually into bright skinned girls, I'm more into smooth dark chocolate girls, but I digress. So the other came out and I was completely blown away. I usually don't gawk or drool over sexy girls, but she took the cake and the ****ing cider. She was light skinned with a beautiful face and she had on these white hotpants. You could see a part of her yellow ass and her cameltoe. Her legs were flawless. Not a scuff or a scar was on them. I had to wait in my car for her to come back out of the store just to see her fine ass again. Maybe I need to get out more, but this girl was one of the finest girls I've ever seen. That's the kind of girl you'd have to beat niggas down for. I wish I could have taken a pic, but I was already acting creepy enough. Whew! I had to tell someone. 😄

Did she look like.....

THIS

Originally posted by Ax3l
I don't get it. I didn't read, though.

😂

She's probably a hoe bag.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
She's probably a hoe bag.

I'd ruin that bag.