In The Begining
thought id like to share it with you all
i was browsing around looking for the "10 fanboy commandments" when i found this
Ah, but you forget the times before the commandments, my Fanboy friends...."In the beginning Lucas created the galaxy and the Force.
Now the galaxy was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Lucas was hovering over the waters.
And Lucas said, "Let there be light," and there was the light. Lucas saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. Lucas called the light "the Light Side" and the darkness he called "the Dark Side." And there were suns, and there were moons, and there were planets, and there was the Force. And it was good.
And Lucas said, "Let there be an expanse between the trilogies, so that Star Wars may span many generations now and to come." 7 So Lucas made the expanse and separated the first trilogy over the expanse from the second trilogy below it. And it was so. Lucas called the first trilogy "Episodes 4-6", and the second trilogy "Episodes 1-3". And there were suns, and there were moons, and there were planets, and there were two trilogies, and there was the Force. And it was good.
And Lucas said, "Let the trilogies be gathered to one place, and screw the critics that try to bash their greatness, for they are one. They are the Saga." And it was so. And Lucas saw that it was good. And there were suns, and there were moons, and there were planets, and there were two trilogies which were the Saga, and there was the Force. And it was good.
Then Lucas said, "Let the planets produce vegetation and alien life: civilizations and technology, and let them evolve likewise." And it was so. The planets produced vegetation and alien life- plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds and species evolving on planets according to their kinds. And Lucas saw that it was good. And there were suns, and there were moons, and there were planets and alien species, and there were two trilogies which were the Saga, and there was the Force. And it was good.
And Lucas said, "Let there be the Expanded Universe, and may it bring fruition the stories and truths of the Star Wars Universe not shown in the films, so that life may come about in my absence." And the Spirits of LucasArts and LucasBooks came about. And there were suns, and there were moons, and there were planets and alien species, and there were two trilogies which were the Saga, and there was the EU, and there was the Force. And it was good.
And finally, to bring order to the galaxy, Lucas said, "Let there be those who walk the sky, so they may be the Chosen Ones of the Universe. Let these Skywalkers fulfill destiny and protect my Universe, be that as it may that many will try to harm it." And alas, the Skywalkers came to be, to bring hope and peace to the galaxy. And there were suns, and there were moons, and there were planets and alien species, and there were two trilogies which were the Saga, and there was the EU, and there were Skywalkers, and there was the Force. And it was good.
And it was good, indeed...
lulz!
btw all credit goes to the guy who typed it..im not allowed to show the link (forum rules and all), but all credit goes to a "KenKenobi"