Best Indy Girl!

Started by Sadako of Girth32 pages

Nahhhh..... It was all CGI... namby pamby stuff.

Give me the days where she'd dangle and fall 45 ft into a pit of snakes
any day of the week over anything seen in KOTCS...

Besides, was "she drove a car" enough to compensate for her "Marion Ravenwood on Valium, Ketamine and Ecstasy" like screen prescence that felt like a general letdown after all these years....?

Remember the wedding scene RJ......

Remember the wedding scene........ 😘

Details haermm She is still the best Indy girl.

Agreed. 🙂

I love the part where the big German hits Indy for the first time, and Indy's legs buckle and he goes down haermm

Elsa's the hottest, Marion the best.

agreed. Elsa looks like she can suck a crystal skull through a water hose.

Well that'd be easy: The skull is from the spaces betweeeeeeeeen spaces...
🙄

haermm

It think in reality that "the space betweeeeeeeen spaces" must have referred to the chasmic interior of the script writer's skull.

😂

Or to GL's state of mind these days.

Yep it'll also be referring to a big gap on Shia Lebouf's resume for interviews for that McDonalds job. 'Cause even if I was applying for work there, I'd be too ashamed to admit that I was in this garbage to think mentioning it as a draw for the would-be employer.

Even then if any of my co-workers were to find out who I really was, I'd have to leave. 😛

Honestly.....space between spaces.....what a bunch of toss.

I hope that that scriptwriter goes to get his pay cheque and finds that it is in this "space between spaces" that he rants on about onscreen..... And I hope he gets uppercutted by a "fist between fists" also. 😛

Koepp? I doubt it though.

Well I hope that his resume from this point on will read "hope of employment in the movie industry between hopes of employment in the movie and industry" and that his word processor has a fire too.....
Just to make sure..........

He did write some proper stuff too.

Did he...? Why did he do TAOS then...?

TAOS ??

Yes....
The shorter, snappier and generally more honest title:

Indiana Jones and The Aliens Of Shit.

😂

I guess GL threatened to rape him.

I would have thought that anybody who would released dialogue and 'plot' (for want of a better word) like that would have the mental capacity to even register the threat....

So when SS and GL. presumably holding him at cash po... erm.... I mean gun point were like:
"Write us a movie, Ho! Or we'll wear your ringpiece as a necklace....!!",
he probably thought they were talking about giving him a bag of jelly sweets.

Which was ample payment for the job he did in the first place. Maybe he thought it was a joke and he wrote a joke script. Who'd know they'd actually turn it into a film.