Best Indy Girl!

😛

Yes.....and I was STILL ripped off...!!!
😂

That doesnt even count the cinema ticket money.

Hehehe... I will keep it as a monument of Big Money Rape... it's not a pretty sight, but the whole world should be able to witness the atrocities Hollywood moguls are able to commit.

Do you have it framed ready to unveil at vomit parties...?

Only with selected groups.

Ones that you like to have vomitting on the floor, yet not the ones who vomit on the walls...?

ESpecially for groups that have parties at their own homes.

Ahhhhh house raves and the like.

Only with weird gopher themes.

Those furry little creatures had better hope that Richard Gere isnt at this party. 😖

Gere??? Why? Will he go and meditate with them?

Yes.

In he feels that as part of the meditation, that the gerbils or whatever would be more relaxed in his bottom.

At least I think that the reason he apparently let them run up his bum in a tube, anyways.

Fluffy butt plugs eh?

Yes... that squeak.

Not to judge, but its disgusting.

But its not ALL the gerbil's fault.... 😛

But really, honestly, when a man cant hold a tube to his ass without a rodent brutally violating him over and over like that, well........Its a sad mark of the times. 😛

Im beginning to think that thats how the Gophers got into hollywood, and subsequently, Indy IV .

The Tubes of Hollywood: The Book that reveals the Truth about Movie Moguls
by S.of Girth.

LOL

It'll have to named "Professional scumbags".

Too crude... it'll never sell.

Well go with your title then... ✅

At least that looks elitist. We can ask Charlie Kaufman to write the script.

Unless you prefer Quentin Tarantino... then your title is better.

Indy "Blood fist" Jones lol

Hmmm ... Indiana Jones and the Inglorious Bastards... Sounds good.

It does. 🙂

Hopefully, it'll be a good film, unlike Death Proof.
That was a pile of self absorbed piss stained panty liners with identical characters/ dialogues all written with the same "QTattitude dialogue(c)(tm)". 2hrs too long, that movie, Im afraid.

I hate it. And I rooted for Kurt Russell all the way, only to be denied justice at the end. I dont care WHAT he was paying homeage to, Planet Terror ruled it from a very high and aloft ruling platform.

I love his other stuff, but that film sucked so hard that it basically is a black hole.

Not even the light of a Kurt Russell role could escape its gravasuck..

I agree. Tehre was quite a bit of self indulgence: "see what great dialogues I can write". But two half movies with endless dialogue about nothing isn't very good. It had some good segments, but the good segments didn't really add anything to the real Grindhouse type of films.

Planet Terror on the other hand.... RULEZ!!! That actually did play around with the genre a lot. Plus it had a fairly decent plot, dark bizarre humour (like the anesthesized hands) and great finds (like the missing reel - brilliant!).
Rodriguez all the way.