Ellen Ripley vs. Sarah Connor

Started by Rogue Jedi5 pages

Originally posted by Toku King
Totally agreed.

She's alright in TSCC, but in T2? Meow.

droolio

Originally posted by Sado22
ditto. T2 connor is just man-in-a-woman's body. i hate that retarded level of thinking that says that the only way for a woman to be tough is if she acts like a man. that's BS. TSCC is perfect because she's a tough [b]woman...not skinny biatch trying to act like a man. heck, the one in T2 even made her voice deeper when she spoke. Lame.

~Sado [/B]

There is one essential flaw in your argument that you do not realise, one single, yet gargantuan, detail that you overlooked.

The Sarah Connor Cronicles sucked.

Merged.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
There is one essential flaw in your argument that you do not realise, one single, yet gargantuan, detail that you overlooked.

The Sarah Connor Cronicles sucked.

Non-conflict in ideaology.

Her hotness combined with that apparently she 'sucks'....
Kinda sounds like a plus to me... 😛

There is one essential flaw in your argument that you do not realise, one single, yet gargantuan, detail that you overlooked. The Sarah Connor Cronicles sucked.

stfu blasphemous asstard! 😠

Her hotness combined with that apparently she 'sucks'....
Kinda sounds like a plus to me...

ditto droolio

Originally posted by Toku King
Totally agreed.

She's alright in TSCC, but in T2? Meow.

Do people seriously find this to be attractive?

This is what's wrong with America's view of beauty. This what causes eating disorders.

Yup. And butch Lesbians, whom are bad for my enjoyment of porno. 😉

No ass, no chest, if you take the shirt off her rib-cage is probably showing.

She's a man without a penis in that picture, nothing more nothing less.

With shoulders that look like they belong on a welterweight Thomas Hearnes.

You edit a lot. 😛

I always hit enter out of habit before checking over and there are afterthoughts too of course...

It drives me up the wall...!!!

After a while it helps to just look at the edit message as a part of my sig..... 😛

Give me this Sarah Conner over the T2 one any day!

Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Jan 7th, 2009 at 08:53 PM haermm

she's so beautiful...and tough. my kinda woman! kyle reese must've died one happy sonovabitch 😠

Originally posted by celestialdemon
Give me this Sarah Conner over the T2 one any day!

Yup.

Now THATS what Im talking about.

😮‍💨

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Jan 7th, 2009 at 08:53 PM haermm

Heres another for ya... since you like em so much....

Oooh! Its a nine-fourty-twoer!

😮‍💨

wait WTF just happened.....

Lol I notice that despite my efforts there, it in fact was a nine fourty fourer.

Ellen Ripley vs Sarah Connor

[The intro is inspired by Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior.]

(Cue a close-up on Ellen Ripley from Aliens, armed with the Space Marines' battle rifle, looking badass...and pissed off to boot)

Ellen Ripley...

(Shots of Ripley gunning down Xenomorphs from Aliens)

...sole survivor of the Nostromo, slayer of the Xenomorphs on LV-426.

(Cue a close-up of Sarah Connor in her black combat uniform, holding a carbine...and pissed off as well)

Sarah Connor...

(Shots of Sarah Connor kicking ass and taking names from Terminator 2)

...the mother of John Connor, mankind's savior from Skynet and the machines.

Who...is...Deadliest?

Ripley's weapons are:

1. M41A Pulse Rifle
2. M4A3 Pistol
3. Hicks's Shotgun

Sarah's weapons are:

1. M16 Assault Rifle with M203 Grenade Launcher Attachment
2. Browning M1911 pistol
3. 1887 Winchester shotgun (Arnold's shotgun from T2)

Scenario:

Gunnison, Colorado (where Alien vs Predator: Requirem takes place).

Ellen Ripley has just eradicated a number of Xenomorphs with her flamethrower, but she is out of fuel. At the same time, Sarah Connor is reloading the Winchester after using it to take out a Facehugger and two Xenos.

The two women round the corner and stop within five yards of each other. Sarah holsters the shotgun and pulls out her assault rifle, while Ripley drops the useless flamethrower and arms herself with the pulse rifle.

All hell is about to break loose.

Who wins?

ripley ftw