We Are E-Marshall!!
Binded together by the powers of the Gossip Stone!
Forged from the blade of Internet Hatred spewing forth like pigs stuck in a hot summer day!
We come in the night to steal your Pedophiles and Liars Alike and we love to bask in the blood of a cancerous intent!
We Are E-Marshall!!
We Are E-Marshall!!
We Are E-Marshall!!
So give praise to those who make the calender flip the page and goats sing. We are here to stay (Regardless of if you close our thread)
Our memvers:
Me
Keeper of the Gossip Stone and spoiler of night, I swoop down like a soaring eagle, listen... then come back days later to remind you of things you said because it's like a slap in the face only worse because it's with WORDS!!!
Red
Holder of the Knife of upfront Bluntness despite age difference (It's a badass looking sword). This man will cut you down with a mere whisper of words that might be too big for the Empire State Building.
Jason
Robot God of... douchebagness?
Okay serious you all can introduce yourselves now.