Green Lantern Corps versus Thanos

The Mad Titan is relaxing on an 'Island Paradise' Planet, simply tanning, eating fried indigenous lifeforms and reading the latest issue of 'Eternals Monthly' when his peace is suddenly interrupted.

"SURRENDER VILE DARKSIED AND WE MAY BE LENIENT"

"What ?"

"YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY ! "

Thanos irritably swats at the hologram before placing his items in a sub-dimension.

" I have no clue who this 'Darkseid' is, but if you fools wish for a 'throwdown' as those annoying Terrans call it, then I will be glad to oblige"

Location : Island Paradise Planet

Stipulations : No Pis , No Cis. The attack goes thusly.

1) Unnamed Gls
2) Named Gls
3) Gaurdians
4) Ion (Sodom)

Thanos gets a 5 minute break in-between each round.

Thanos has a good chance at beating the unnamed GL's -- but looses horribly to the named GL's.

1) Thanos wins before he realizes they're fighting back
2) Thanos loses after a long fight
3) Thanos get killed effortlessly
4) Not a bad fight. I'd give it to Ion.

Thanos clears it 3 times in a row.

Originally posted by Estacado
Thanos clears it 3 times in a row.

ha-son

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
4) Not a bad fight. I'd give it to Ion.

Ion should come before the Guardians, methinks.

Thanos clears 1. Loses at 2, 3, and 4.

Originally posted by Soljer
Ion should come before the Guardians, methinks.

Thanos clears 1. Loses at 2, 3, and 4.

co-signed.

I'll Co-sign with Soljer and Raoul ermm

unnamed GLs?

You may as well call them "Battle Ready Cannon Fodder Green Lanterns"

Originally posted by Priest
I'll Co-sign with Soljer and [b]Raoul ermm [/B]

quiet you.

You could have at least made it PRaoul....

Is this all unnamed GL's, as in (roughly 7,000) every GL's whos names are unknown?

Is this also all named GL's, as in every GL who does have a name?

i.e Hal, John, Kyle, Alan, Guy, Salaak, Mogo, Kilowog, Natu, Hannu etc..

Because that would be bad for Thanos on all counts.

Obviously, he loses at 3.

Maybe, has a shot at four, but probably loses that too.

Originally posted by Soljer
Ion should come before the Guardians, methinks.

Thanos clears 1. Loses at 2, 3, and 4.

👆

Originally posted by Raoul
quiet you.

Originally posted by Soljer
You could have at least made it PRaoul....

dammit.

Originally posted by Priest
ermmha
Why the change?

peer pressure mainly...

Bump.

Where's Quanchi?

Originally posted by Soljer
Bump.

Where's Quanchi?

Thanos....
1 wins
2 loss
3 loss
4 Win

I dont see sodam winning against thanos

Originally posted by starlock
Thanos....
1 wins
2 loss
3 loss
4 Win

I dont see sodam winning against thanos

I agree with this.