I have cancer.

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Impediment Endless

I have cancer.

Seriously. 😐

I have cancer of the genitals that causes them to swell in size and double in length and girth. The doctor says that it doesnt look like it can be cured.

Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis. samsmokin

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Re: I have cancer.

Originally posted by Impediment
Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis. samsmokin

Prove it. mullet

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Thats not funny, my friends sister died from having a huge penis.

Impediment Endless
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Prove it. mullet

Ask Raeann. ✅

Originally posted by Ax3l
Thats not funny, my friends sister died from having a huge penis.

No wai! 😱

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Impediment
Ask Raeann. ✅

No wai! 😱


Where is she?

jaden101 Restricted
Originally posted by Ax3l
Thats not funny, my friends sister died from having a huge penis.

yeah...mine

i'll give you this though...that line made me laugh more than anything else today...kudos to you

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Re: I have cancer.

Originally posted by Impediment
Seriously. 😐

I have cancer of the genitals that causes them to swell in size and double in length and girth. The doctor says that it doesnt look like it can be cured.

Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis. samsmokin

😆

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Where is she?

Right here, babe. I'll put it to you like this:

Matt's one-eyed monster is my own "Tower of Power".

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Impediment
Ask Raeann. ✅
She'll probably say "He's no Axel."

Impediment Endless

You mean I don't pee on my nuts? Yeah, I dont.

pwnt.

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Impediment
You mean I don't pee on my nuts? Yeah, I dont.

pwnt.

I only do that for fun. With a god damn smile on my face.

Impediment Endless

haermm

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Right here, babe. I'll put it to you like this:

Matt's one-eyed monster is my own "Tower of Power".


Impedy signed on Raeann's name just to say that. hanuts

Nah but for real that's cool, yo.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Re: I have cancer.

Originally posted by Impediment
Seriously. 😐

I have cancer of the genitals that causes them to swell in size and double in length and girth. The doctor says that it doesnt look like it can be cured.

Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis. samsmokin

WTH, Matt? 😆 😆

Neo Darkhalen Mission zero

Matt, Matt, Matt...

😛

chillmeistergen Restricted

Originally posted by jaden101
yeah...mine

i'll give you this though...that line made me laugh more than anything else today...kudos to you

Oh, you poor guy.

jaden101 Restricted
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Oh, you poor guy.

i wont disagree...it was a bad day...

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by jaden101
i wont disagree...it was a bad day...
I'm starting my day with Arrested Development. So I have a good amount of base humour every day.

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Impediment
Seriously. 😐

I have cancer of the genitals that causes them to swell in size and double in length and girth. The doctor says that it doesnt look like it can be cured.

Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis. samsmokin

You have two penises? Or did you neglect to mention your huge balls? Or were your balls so small that the increase didn't make them big enough?

Roulette Freak
Originally posted by Ax3l
Thats not funny, my friends sister died from having a huge penis.

crylaugh Nice. 👆