The Official Thread For The Great Force Religion

thats right ad Obi of the Wan said unto Luke, the force is what binds us surrunds us penetrates us.....let he force flow though you and guide your movement

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” Master Yoda-32 BBY

"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.” Master Yoda-19 BBY

"Who's more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?” Obi-Wan Kenobi- 0 BBY

wow dude, you should really convert to a real religion like the church of norris or pastafarianism

norris is a fasle prophet and i dont even know wat pastafarianism would be

Originally posted by The big EH
norris is a fasle prophet and i dont even know wat pastafarianism would be

this is pastafarianism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarianism

oooooh

damn alot of people have headaches, they should take extra strength advil

Fool. They should meditate within the force to heal their headaches.

HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!? *slaps*

Ow!*rubs spot where slapped* *force pushes back* *****

Ha. I'm an Atheist. You're force can't harm me, because it can't be scientifically proven to be real!

*Goes off on a long, boring lecture about why I'm smarter then you, and how the world would be better off without the force*

*falls asleep, but jolts awake* i'm sorry i have this rare condition where bullshit makes me fall asleep

pffffffffffft.

You're such a sheep, ya know that? SHEEP! It will be Science that will save us, not Religion. Look at the buclear bomb for an exam- wait.

lol exactly, i never said god will save us, i said the force will

AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A SHEEEEEP.

Force doesn't exist. Science proves this. What my feeble human intellect can't comprehend, doesn't exist.

Originally posted by The big EH
lol exactly, i never said god will save us, i said the force will

Don't do it EH. It's a trap.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Don't do it EH. It's a trap.

*Ties Blax_Hydralisk up with duck tape*

A trap! A mmff mfmfmm!!