Woman Suing Airline After Man Masturbates Next to Her In-Flight

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McLovin Restricted

Originally posted by BackFire
Come on, it was a long flight.

What was I supposed to do?

You should of blown your load all over her face.

What were you thinking?

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

She turned away when I tried.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Points for trying.

Spidervlad Renegade of Funk

Two questions: Why the hell in the hair? Didn't the passengers on the other rows notice while it was in procedure?

McLovin Restricted
Originally posted by Spidervlad
Didn't the passengers on the other rows notice while it was in procedure?

They were to busy laughing.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

I think they liked watching.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

If you witnessed it, what would you have done?

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Mairuzu
If you witnessed it, what would you have done?
I like to assume that I would have contacted the stewardesses and confronted the guy. But as a matter of fact I do get kinda stunned in such situations.

Schecter Restricted

i would have called a flight attendant...as discreetly as possibly to avoid confronting an obvious lunatic. after all...not my job.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Mairuzu
If you witnessed it, what would you have done?

I would have probably nudged the person next to me and said, "Hey, is it me, or does it look like that guy over there is masturbating?" Then we would have had a nice laugh about it, then I would have called the stewardess.

So . . . nudge, laugh, then call.

lord xyz Restricted

I would have joined in.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Mairuzu
If you witnessed it, what would you have done?

Helped my wife remove her boot from behind his broken teeth.

ragesRemorse Senior Member
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
This is exactly why there needs to be an adult exclusive airline where the in flight movies are always porn and masturbation is encouraged.

It would be all men...,thats pretty gay.

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube
Originally posted by Mairuzu
If you witnessed it, what would you have done?

Started jacking off on the guy.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by BackFire
Started jacking off on the guy.

That was a better answer then the first one. 😆

Bardock42 Junior Member

Reminds me of Mallrats.

Great movie.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
It would be all men...,thats pretty gay.

Um . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . okay, you're right. 😬

Mindship Snap out of it.

"DALLAS - A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair..."

I hope her name isn't Mary.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Helped my wife remove her boot from behind his broken teeth.
👆

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by BackFire
Started jacking off on the guy.
in his hair.. or face... try aiming for the ear maybe?

Deja~vu Dreamer

For her have a chance at a law suit she would have to prove emotional or physical damages to really get any money. I believe any jury would laugh it out of court. She got a bit embarrassed that is about it.

It would be more of a criminal act. I don't understant how it could be considered assault. That is more verbal intent to do harm. It could go under battery, but still......lol......probably assault and battery...

I really doubt it would go that way

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-differences-between-assault-and-battery.htm